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Malaysianshrew

23 / M / bisexual / Single

Lansing, Michigan

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am so, fresh, and so clean.

My Self-Summary

I love people who get my obscure references, but there probably won't be any in this. Movies are my thing, but on someone's couch, not a theater. A couple years ago my friend and I had a basement venue named after a Foucault book.

I like discussing (the calm version of arguing) about issues and I enjoy someone who has opinions on things. This site said I was a socialist, which is true to an extent, however I see government's only role as protecting people from being abused by capitalism. Ideally, we wouldn't need the government but alas. Basically, I like Anarchism, but I don't like saying so because I kind of hate anarchists. Seriously kids, Anarchism means get a goddamn job, the rest of us aren't going to support your lazy ass after capitalism's coattails are gone for you to ride on.

A test here gave me the same result as Mikhail Bakunin. This made my day.

Atheism and laughing about it because how can I be serious about not believing anything? I wouldn't say that I am serious about not believing in unicorns or leprechauns. Also, Dawkins is an ass. I see no reason to yell at people who are happy believing in religion if they aren't hurting anything. Atheism hasn't exactly made life look peachy.

I also have a pet lizard, fulfilling my childhood dream of having a pet dinosaur. He's a bearded dragon and likes to be held and explore my room. On a related note, Dinosaurs being awesome is what turned me into an atheist as a kid.

I have played way too many videogames in my day but seem to read articles online more than anything now. I may be addicted to Wikipedia. I like Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and This American Life because I am old man that listens to NPR.

The most terrifying thing to me is the Heat Death of the universe. Ask me about it. I will terrify you with the inevitable death of the universe itself.

Legos are amazing. Once I have room for them again, there will be a table full of them at my house. There still is a table full of them in my parent's basement.

What I’m doing with my life

Oy. Good question. At some point I plan to go back to school as soon as I decide what I want to go back to school for.

Currently I am begging for employment again. Also paying bills while enjoying life with my friends.

I’m really good at

Learning stuff. Though I do get bored with one subject after a while which has made deciding on a major difficult.

I'm an insane cook. Seriously.

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The first things people usually notice about me

BLUE EYES! Well, a couple people who were interested in me said that.

Also I'm tall and skinny and look like I probably love soccer.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

For books I usually read nonfiction at a glacial pace so it's tough to say my favorite book, though Catch-22 had me laughing out loud.

Movies, I love Amelie, Das Boot, Aliens, Star Wars, Steamboy, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The Sting, Brick, and anything David Lynch. Plus a whole lot more, but I've seen so many it is hard to grab a few choice ones.

Videogames should be mentioned. I'm not into WoW or any other MMO. Mostly I play strategy games like Civilization with forays into PC fps games like Team Fortress 2 and Natural Selection.

I'm kind of a jerk about music, but I like Modest Mouse, MF Doom, Joy Division, Sigur Ros, The Pixies, Pavement, Broken Social Scene, Rilo Kiley, Wu Tang, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sufjan Stevens, Radiohead, Portishead, Of Montreal, Sleater-Kinney, Jawbreaker, Justice, MIA and more. It's kind of a good conversation starter.

And I love Thai food.

The six things I could never do without

One: Other people

Two: Cumin

Three: Internet

Four: Snow

Five: Rain

Six: Potatoes

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Hm. I think too much about future interactions with people, running possible conversations through my head. Also I think about capitalism being crappy and how viruses really are the nano-machines of scifi.

On a typical Friday night I am

Well I hate bars, so unless my friends have convinced me to hang out at one, I'm either at home watching a movie with someone or I'm having some drinks hanging out at someone's house.

Or I am at home reading wikipedia or something else online. But I like interruptions so you should hit me up on AIM if you can guess my screenname like a crazy stalker.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like the song "When Doves Cry"

You should message me if

You think Lamarckian evolution is a funny punchline.

Also if you think guys with blue eyes are hot.

Also Also if you want to play Axis and Allies, Risk, or Settlers of Catan with me.

P.S.S - You can actually watch a movie with me for more than ten minutes. I watch a lot of movies.

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