I was a fundamentalist Christian until my silly mind ate the proverbial apple of knowledge of good and evil that is 'independent thought' and now I'm a semi-Taoist. I cultivate humilty, but it is really difficult due to the fact I am by far the best human being ever to exist, ever. A lot of people would say that it is possible that in the future a human will be born who is better then I am in some facet of existance. This is blatant communist propaganda and should be ignored\shunned. Perhaps tarred and feathered, I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I leave that to you.

Anyway, where was I. Ah yes, me ruling. My current life-long dream....oh wait, there is a box under this one for that sort of thing. My sincere apologies. I've wasted everyones time.

I am conflicted, facinated, and charismatic

I am moving to Chicago to rise through the ranks of Improv Olympic like corruption through the Bush admistration. My current lifelong dream is to open a hookah bar in Chicago with a collection of kick-ass actors, comics, etc., and basically have our own theatre company operating out of said Hookah bar. There would be improv, standup, plays and skits performed whilst our patrons enjoyed their hookas and binge drinking. This would be glorious, because anything we wrote WE WOULD GET TO PERFORM. If men could cry, I would be openly weeping as we speak. Unfortuantly, males don't have tear ducts.

everything forbidden in the book of Levidicus. Except 18:22.

Is the overwhelming, well-nigh religious, feelings of awe, ecstacy, and burning sexual desire that overwhelms them the first time they gaze into my soulful eyes. Then, that I've taken their wallet and am going through it in a most uncouth manner.

a) I love reading and read incessantly, anything I can get my hands on that dosent suck. I have recently become obsessed with The Time Traveler's Wife. Stop reading this narcissic self-grandizing horseass and go read TTW instead. b) Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, and the Princess Diaries. I am kidding about that last one. c) Koren synth-pop and Jessica Simpsons' little sister. I also can fly.

Sight, sound, taste, touch, hearing, and thought

I was a philosophy major, so Nietszche and Lao Tzu and the workings of the universe, etc. Basically, things that you won't care about because chances are you are shallow and vapid. A good way to tell for sure if you are is find and watch VH1's hottest Celebrity Hook-ups and break ups. If you knew any of that already, congradultions, you're mediocre.

It's true. On a typical Friday night, I am.

I'm Batman.

You thought all that was more funny then arrogent, and you can tell that under my defense mechanisim of humor I am a thoughtful and spiritual person.