I am hilarious, out going, and optimistic.
My Self-Summary
No one, especially myself, can be summed up by words but i guess i
can try. The birth certificate reads Mallissa and i'll be blowing
out 20 candles next June. I'm the youngest of five, seven if you
count my dad's first marriage. I'm the youngest of all the kids and
I absolutely love to have a good time. About half the things I say
are for humor purposes and I like to get out and do things. I can
talk really fast and I like when others can keep up. I can survive
on little amounts of sleep yet i'm always up for a nap. I like new
things because it spices up life. I amaze myself with my wit and
would never really take anything I say back.
I'm a sucker for
sweet talk and I absolutely would do anything for my close
friends. I'm not the type of person that expects something in
return when i do something for you. I'm way more mature than my age
yet I'll always be a child deep down. I love to go to the park and
zoo. If you've met me at school, you would never figure I'd go out
like I do, and vice versa. I like hanging out with my guy friends
more than my girls bc girls are such drama! I actually like
watching drama happen though, it's like live tv. lol. And
ironically for how much stuff I actually say, I'm never the center
of any drama. I'm a champ at beer pong. It is important to me to
keep in touch with everyone that means something to me. My family
is crazy fun and I wouldn't change any of them.
I
love my grandparents more than life itself and I visit them
every summer. My mom is a true surviver and I will always look up
to her and take her advice to heart even though I can give her a
hard time...
What I’m doing with my life
Life is so short and I want to do something worth my time. I just
received my associates and will most likely transfer to A&M in
the spring. I plan on majoring in econ but
I really want
to major in psychology. So for now I will keep my job at Shady
Oaks Country Club as the secretary of the tennis and fitness
center, nanny, and i'm also going to start tutoring this semester.
I’m really good at
laughing. joking. making people smile. giving advice.
saying
what I actually mean. anything athletic. smiling ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I really like eating healthy, for the most part...i'm a sucker for
chocolate, especially white. I will read any book but my favorites
actually have depth and meaning... that sometimes i don't see until
the second time around. I love ALL movies and think they are all
good even when they get bad ratings.
The six things I could never do without
Uh I can manage to do without most material things. Camping can
train you to do that, but I could never live a day without my
friends, family, or
laughing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to do next. Crazy things that people just over look in this
world. like a crazy old couple...like I mean white hair, hunched
back, cane and walker users still completely in love just for a
walk or getting lunch. that is the cutest thing. Or little kids
sharing their toys.
Great quotes that I can just read
over and over. Or how my life would be IF I were a surfer or
something like that...
On a typical Friday night I am
working, OUT!, bustin' some mad chills, or just catching some z's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
ummm idk...I pick my nose; I don't know one entire song the whole
way through so ill mumble my way to the end; I peed my pants in
kindergarden and my teacher didnt find out until lunch when i
finally tried to get out of my chair. hahah. I am completely scared
of failure.
You should message me if
you are funny... hilarious is even better, easy going, tall,
intelligence is a must.. and can keep a convo