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MalloryKnox666

33 F Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I should mention right off the bat that I don't actually live in Minneapolis. I did... but I've sold everything to live life on the road. I spend a good amount of time these days in Southern California. However, I do come back here every now and then, briefly. So I am basically looking for someone cool I can hang out with from one to a couple times when I'm in town. Which means I will be extremely selective. So if you're really interested... make your message count!

I love the outdoors and outdoor activities. Biking, camping, hiking, tubing, canoeing, kayaking, volleyball, kickball, whatever... I'm down. I like to hang out by the river and fuck around in places I'm not "supposed" to be in. I like float tanks and skydiving. I like adventures and Adventure Time!

My to do list includes: trapeze classes, aerial classes, base jumping, paddle boarding, sailing, ice climbing, demolition derby, and rally racing.

My cat is the coolest creature on the planet.

I love board games. Especially scrabble.

I went to school for woodworking and am very handy.

I'm extremely independent, and believe strongly in being open, honest, and upfront. Seriously, I keep it super real and don't have time for fuckery.

My ideal man is (was) Patrick Swayze. And I have him tattooed on my arm.

Some words I agree with:

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever." George Orwell

"If the words, 'Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." Terence McKenna

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” Sheng Wang
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy every day without regrets, Putting it all on the line and taking risks.

I just bought a sweet new mini van that I will be traveling around the country in once I get back from back from back packing through South East Asia for the winter.

I want to see it all and do it it all
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
killing it at karaoke, not giving a fuck, building shit, being a friend, drinking whole milk, dancing myself into a frenzy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hunter S. Thompson is my role model
Confessions of an Economic Hit Man
Anything by Angela Davis

Otis Redding
Roy Orbison
Fleetwood Mac
Blonde Redhead
Fever Ray
Florence + the Machine
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Polica
CHVRCHES
Arcade Fire
Crystal Castles
Grimes
Purity Ring
Phantogram
Buck 65
The Knife

Red Cliff
Point Break/Roadhouse/Dirty Dancing
Anything Wes Anderson
Ninja Scroll
Tekkinkonkreet
Most Kung Fu
Gentleman Broncos
Anything Tarantino
The Mexico Trilogy
Zero Effect
Safety Not Guaranteed
Tombstone
Freeway
Coen Brothers
Young Guns 1 & 2
The Quick and the Dead

The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Big History
Regular Show
Adventure Time
Bored to Death
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
weed, animals ,colors, sunshine, humor, curiosity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The awe inspiring beauty of nature. The ugliness of man. The vastness of the universe, and the insignificance of me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing typical, here are some things I've been known to do on a Friday night:

work
camp
karaoke
paint
sew
ride bikes
climb stuff
fireworks
bonfire
read
watch movies
cross stitch
cook
build something
write
write love letters
dance alone
dance with people
dance on street corners
etc...

You may notice I didn't say drinking. The presence of alcohol in conjunction with any and all of the aforementioned activities is implicit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not crazy about David Lynch's work. There, I said it, sorry Buck 65.

When I watched the Katy Perry movie I cried.
You should message me if
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You have something more clever to say than "hey", or some other dumb ass 1- 5 word message.

You don't believe in god.

You think there should be a moratorium on childbirth.

You only live to get radical.