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Maltbystreet

29 F London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's Monday. I'm sat at my desk. But the sun is streaming through the window, Philip Glass is on the stereo and all that is inane seems sublime. Where are you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just about to open a furniture design gallery in Hackney.

It was a roundabout route from political philosophy, news reporting and PR, but I got there. Eventually.
Misspent journalism credentials are useful right? I can write your name in shorthand on a napkin?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beating you at badminton.

Listening. Watching Ted Talks. Walking up hills and being completely overwhelmed and in awe of nature, followed by a few pints of ale and months of countryside withdrawal.

I also give quite a firm massage. I mean really firm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Green eyes and a dry smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Milan Kundera, Werner Herzog, David Lynch, Arthur Russell and kale.

I also have a deep appreciation for modern art, architecture, photography and Tim Key. But you can hear about that later.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, bicycles, sex, sunshine, modernism and - of course - loved ones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Schrödinger's cat.

Not really... Well, quite a bit.

I am constantly thinking how short life is and how to fill it with as much joy as possible. No hesitation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
... pass. When you're your own boss everyday's a Friday. Except when it's Monday.

Midweek-Bloody-Mary-brunch-date anyone?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One day I want to design and build my own modernist house in the country and spend my days hiking, cycling, reading, cooking and building logfires with someone great.
But no rush.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like sharing. Pints, cocktails, music, cat memes, whatever.
You can make my face do this: :)