-I went to Queen's and did a degree in English and Philosophy. Or at least that's what the paper says. Truthfully, I majored in Snobbery.
-I moved to Ottawa to take a Scriptwriting program because I loved the city instead of choosing a more practical option.
-I took in a stray cat because winter was coming. She's originally from Parkdale so she's not quite right in the head.
-I spent 8 months only watching Canadian produced television (the only blotch on my otherwise perfect record for those months was an incident with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir)
-I once fit 3 onions inside a balloon (a regular sized balloon, no special or fancy balloons)
I am nerdy, witty, and spirally