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MamboItaliano83

26 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Baltimore, Maryland

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am the, dude, and abides.

My Self-Summary

I love a good meal with people I love. I think that about sums up my personality the best. Good food, good feelings, and as many laughs as I can manage. I am very geeky. I love quirky humor, star wars (knowing probably a bit more than I should)and of course comic books. Plus Dungeons & Dragons has tainted my life at some point, there I said it lets move on! People have told me all my life that I am a truly laid back guy and I agree. I love indulging in my passions and relaxing to the nth degree because dammit life is only so long and we have to enjoy it! I clarify by saying I am not lazy; I'm easygoing because there is just too much to worry about to start worrying. The song "Don't Worry be Happy" is far deeper than people give it credit. I am extremely loyal to the people I care about. I love watching cheesy horror films and I love to dance (not well but hey you'll get a laugh)! I love to sing. Road Trips are the greatest! You never really know someone until your trapped in a moving space with them for hours on end. I love cuddling. Even the name sounds fun. Sunkist is the best soda when cold. Few things smell better than newly cut grass and summer rain. I have an absurd collection of 80's comedies. I own several instruments that I learned to play by ear. I long for deep philosophical conversations that last until dawn...possible while intoxicated or at least in some heightened perception state ; ) I've also been known to randomly write poetry about people in my life. If you're lucky you may be the subject of a haiku or sonnet.

What I’m doing with my life

I am a professional actor. I currently work with a puppet theatre. I love kids, I love to teach, and I love to perform. It is by far one of the best work experiences of my life.

I have also started to undertake another childhood dream. I am training to become a professional wrestler! Strange I know but hey you're looking at a puppeteer already. I loves its simplicity, its brutality, and it sheer entertainment value. My threshold for pain has never been higher...not sure if that's a good or bad thing : P I haven't been to training in a while mostly because of the long drive but also the backstage world is very brutal. I mean it's like combining the ego of actors with the testosterone of professional athletes. It's not a great combination.

I am also an actor/combatant recognized by the Society of American
Fight Directors. I am trained in Unarmed, Knife, and Rapier/Dagger : )
And I also work for the MD Renaissance Festival. I know this is kind of a random thing to talk about but I know how to fight with swords and look really good doing it. Awesome.

I’m really good at

Making people laugh. I have always been able to make people smile and chuckle. Everyone should have one good full belly laugh each day. Massages. I would have been a massage therapist in another life.

I wish I was a better cook. My knowledge of what to cook is somewhat limited but dammit you'll get some good grilled cheese sandwiches and chocolate chip cookies from me! Clearly I love food and they always say never trust a skinny chef.

Having grown up in the 80's and early 90's I love video games and, I think, I've gotten quite good at them : )

Frankly, I'm good at cuddling. I know a lot of people might think they are good but I am a damn teddy bear. Some people may find this unmanly but while they are being tough and un-cuddly, I'm cuddlin' with you on the couch ; ) I've also been told I'm a divine kisser.

The first things people usually notice about me

My uber curly hair. Seriously I got crazy curls going on. I also grow a killer beard which I am sporting right now.

Chances are you'll notice my laugh before anything else. It is quite infectious.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A lot of categories in one question. My favorite books include (covering books and authors) The Hobbit, Confederacy of Dunces, Life of Pi, Blindness, The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Mondo Lucha a Go-Go, Have a Nice Day, Shakespeare, David Mamet, Eric Bogosian, Christopher Hitchens, and more that I can't recall at the moment.

I can't even begin to list all the movies I love but suffice to say I will always watch a good 80's comedy, a good horror and zombie flick, or a fun foreign film like Amelie, the Triplets of Belleville, or The Science of Sleep. And of course...

"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal; these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

I have a fairly wide variety of musical taste that ranges from Jazz to Hair Metal to Musical Theatre. My music library is quite the oddity. Some bands I have come to love include the Decemberists, Flogging Molly, Dragonforce, Dropkick Murphy's, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, Queen, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, The Glen Miller Band, and of course Twisted Sister. Some singers I need to hear at some point in my day are Dean Martin, Nat King Cole, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Bobby Darin, Harry Belafonte, Jason Mraz, and Johnny Cash. Stephen Sondheim is the best composer on Broadway and don't give me that Andrew Loyd Weber crap. Sondheim wrote a musical about a killer barber with a neighbor who bakes his victims into pies. Weber wrote one about cats...enough said.

I love Italian food! It what I was raised on and it has always been good to me so mangia! Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Spanish and of course good old fashioned American food.

The six things I could never do without

1. My strange and clever friends

2. My large and loud Italian-Irish family

3. Tang

4. Pizza

5. Laughter

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Life...Death

What happens when you die

Cheesy puns that make people groan

How much I love the people that are really close to me

How I wish I could speak more languages and play more instruments

On a typical Friday night I am

Out with my Roomies at an awesome Baltimore eatery like Nacho Mama's, Sharky's, or RUB.

If not there then lounging at home watching bad movies with other people who appreciate bad art and laughing so loud the entire block can hear me.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

In one day, I moved a thousand pound safe, a full size stuffed grizzly bear, and a giant moose head. seriously.

Also I kinda think feet are awesome!
Bonus though, I give great foot massages!

wrestling is an excellent form of foreplay ; )

I also might play the concertina...you know those small accordions sailors play...yeah that's me : )

I own a Muppet...no seriously...an honest to god Muppet

You should message me if

You're a quirky, fun, nerdy girl. If you wear glasses, I'm yours already. Being able to banter properly is required. If you can take my sarcasm & throw it back at me I'll probably marry you.

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