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MammalTheory

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
no wisdom teeth.
What I’m doing with my life
teaching ESL, drawing (washbasin.tumblr.com), making plans to go to Wave Hill at some point, talking Indonesian.
I’m really good at
putting my pants on one damn leg at a time, thankyouverymuch.
The first things people usually notice about me
the hordes of stray dogs following me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:

Mr. Bridge/Mrs. Bridge - Evan S. Connell
Masters of Atlantis- Charles Portis
The Breaks- Richard Price
Sideswipe- Charles Willeford

Also: ethnographies, rock star memoirs by people I never really listen to (shout outs to sammy hagar and kenny rogers), the first half of Oliver Sacks books I find on the two dollar table

Music:

Screaming Jay Hawkins, but only that one song really.
the version of that Stone Temple Pilots song that I only sing to myself (guess which one!)
every goddamned cover song anyone has ever recorded on youtube
the intelligence, native cats, george jones, e-40, royal trux, guided by voices, george strait, albert ayler, red krayola
ode to joy

TV:

The Sopranos, Nathan For You, Eagleheart, episodes of Blind Date on YouTube

Movies:

political history/biography docs on Netflix like the one on Lee Atwater and Let the Fire Burn and the one on the Weather Underground, funny movies
The six things I could never do without
1. crosswalks
2. quarters
3. sumac trees
4. poster board
5. floss
6. ewe/you jokes (the only acceptable pun?)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're an attractive girl who's down for talking about unimportant things.

Also, ladies, please don't send messages just saying things like "u sexy" and "hey hott stuf". U gotta give me something to work with!