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30 East Providence, RI Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Strictly non-monogamous
Likes cats
My self-summary
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I never knew my mother, she died 4 years before I was born. I invented being awesome as a way of passing the time when I was three; this helped me focus enough to get my bachelor's degree the following year. Also, I like pie.

I am Amazing, Perfect, and Humble
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a computer software company (the business end, I'm a geek, but not THAT much of a geek), and I'm working toward my associate's degree for baking and pastries at Johnson and Wales in Providence. A bit of an odd combo I know, but then I'm a bit of an odd guy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering my name. Also breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Personality wise I'm usually told either sarcasm or goofiness, not that I have any idea WHAT they could possibly be talking about =P Physically, probably my eyes. They're big, they're blue, and they're pretty much just for show (I have glasses)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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for book I'm a giant fantasy nerd, so anything good like that keeps me entertained for a while...I'm also a big fan of Stephen King

I'm a pretty open book for both movies and music, and honestly I find that a hard question to answer because it would REALLY depend on my mood. For food I'm one of the least picky eaters I know, but it's worth noting that I'm Italian, and that I LOVE sushi and indian food.

I've noticed as I've been on here that a LOT of people seem to be vegetarian/vegan. I feel it's only fair to point out that I like to eat animals =P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
video games
the occasional lazy day off
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
name it. I have attention deficit disorder, namely the space cadet variety. On bad days I have little control over where my thought process heads, so let's just say I spend a lot of time THINKING, rather than narrowing it down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with the guys. I'm pretty low key, but have been known to go out on the town from time to time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a penis.
You should message me if
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you made it this far and realized that I made this profile without being terribly serious, and are amused by that =P