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ThePaperChampion

25 Gainesville, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I rap with a razor, keep it under my tongue -- the school drop-out, never liked the shit from day one.

*karate chop*
I just karate chopped the fuck out of you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing screenplays. Another day, another dollar, or so they say.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking up
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Did a large procession wave their
Torches as my head fell in the basket
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

"You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Amon Amarth, Arcade Fire (first two albums), Basil Poledouris, Bauhaus, Beach House, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Bob Seger, Brian Tyler, Bruce Springsteen, Boney M., Carl Orff, Cradle of Filth. The Cult, Dance with the Dead, Def Leppard, Dead or Alive, David Bowie, Demon Thor, Echo & The Bunnymen, Edith Piaf, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, Fleshgod Apocalypse, A Flock of Seagulls, Gary Numan, Giorgio Moroder, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Guns n' Roses, The GZA, Hans Zimmer, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Isao Tomita, John Michel Jarre, John Carpenter, Jon McCallum, The Killers, The Kinks, Meat Loaf, Medicine, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Michel Rubini, Mike Patton, The Misfits, Motley Crüe, NAS, Nick Cave, The Octopus Project, OutKast, P.J. Proby, Perturbator, Phantogram, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Polaris, Psychedelic Furs, Queen, Queens of the Stoneage, Raekwon, Rainbow Arabia, Renaissance, Rob, Rocky Burnette, Shugo Tokumaru, Skid Row, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Spoon, The Strokes, Tangerine Dream, Tom Waits, Vangelis, Weezer, Wolf Parade, Wolves in the Throne Room, Wu-Tang Clan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Scotch
Adderall
Tacos
Adderall
Nicotine
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies and existential shit. Also, time travel.

http://youtu.be/8CrOL-ydFMI
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same shit as every night: movies, booze, cigarettes, causin' trouble and generally being up to no good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the song When You Were Young by The Killers. Seriously. Makes me tear up.
You should message me if
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If you were a die hard Pixies or Wu-Tang fan in high school.