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33 M Concord, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly halal
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born under the sign of the water bearer, Aquarius, which according to the internet means:
"Aquarians are generally very clever, witty, and intellectual. They value progress and frankness. It's difficult to throw Aquarians for a loop—they're generally on top of things."
Which is all very flattering and I think describes me to a T, but my biology professor assures me it's nonsense, and insists that I'm actually the product of several hundreds of thousands of years of evolution (just counting the hominids of course); a complex amalgam of all those who had sex and bore children before me.
Which would all be well and good if I was in the same family as the majestic horse, fierce lion, or noble eagle, but I'm closer to an orangutan, which is less flattering.
I will admit we both have a truly striking red/orange hue, and the proud orangutan is quite smart, strong, mates with one partner for life, and is completely vegan, which is difficult to do and admirable. I will let you know that I have all but one one of those listed traits in common with my primate cousin, but I'm not saying which one.
Anyway, evolution has seen fit to equip me with a love of wine and whiskey, a fondness for cheeses that smell vaguely of nuts and feet, a sense of humor as dry as burnt toast, a baritone voice which expresses only that single tone, and a face which has way too much expression as a counterpoint to my aforementioned voice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I earned my BA in Philosophy, so naturally I'm a waiter. I'm going back to school for computer related stuff though, so hopefully I'll be changing careers in the not-so-distant future. I'm pretty new to the area, having moved from SoCal a year ago, so I'm really just enjoying exploring the bay area.
I'm also trying not to eat terrestrial vertebrates at the moment and ride my bike rather than my car. When in Rome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hostage negotiations. It's a weird talent, but I'm the best, or so I've been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice. It's a deep one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not fond of listing unless I'm about to go grocery shopping.

Please enjoy the list below.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A quality bed- sleep is very important
2) A knife- it really comes in handy in so many situations
3) Jeans- who doesn't appreciate a good pair of jeans
4) A truly comfortable chair or sofa- my idea of hell is going to a party where there aren't enough chairs
5)Fire- an oldie but a goodie, and I like it to both cook my food and metaphorically flavor my food i.e. I like it spicy!
6) Friends, family, laughter, love, kittens, and butterfly kisses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'd like to go and what I'd like to eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sinning the night away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle and it really bothers me, because I don't really like humming. Instead, I quietly sing "do, do, do" in rhythm to whatever song is in my head. True story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna play, That Game Where You Fill In The Blanks, Oh Yeah, Mad Libs!
OK, so message me the following::
1) TWO past tense action verbs e.g. clotheslined, barbecued
2) A number e.g. 7
3) An animal e.g. you know what an animal is
4) A descriptive noun for a person e.g. nurse, teen, reanimated corpse
5) A location with a preposition e.g. on top of an old dog
6) A group of people or organization e.g. Catholic Church, Dodgers
7) TWO states of emotion e.g. sexually frustrated, tired
8) Something that comforts you in times of distress e.g. vaginas

Send me your fill-ins and I'll send you the mad lib and exceptional responses will receive the following:
A meal by yours truly of Croque Monsieur, Tomato Bisque, and Louis Roderer Blanc de Blanc.
That's grilled cheese and ham, tomato soup, and bubbly for the insophisticates among you.*

*Legal Disclaimer: No purchase necessary to enter contest but if you wanna give me money, that's fine. All prizes are subject to my availability. You can come over here to claim prize, or I can go over there. Specific cheese requests MUST be made 48 hrs in advance. Coffee and cake will be served afterward. Tax and gratuity included.