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ManLessOrdinary

33 M Concord, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I was born under the sign of the water bearer, Aquarius, which according to the internet means:
"Aquarians are generally very clever, witty, and intellectual. They value progress and frankness. It's difficult to throw Aquarians for a loop—they're generally on top of things."
Which is all very flattering and I think describes me to a T, but my biology professor assures me it's nonsense, and insists that I'm actually the product of several hundreds of thousands of years of evolution (just counting the hominids of course); a complex amalgam of all those who had sex and bore children before me.
Which would all be well and good if I was in the same family as the majestic horse, fierce lion, or noble eagle, but I'm closer to an orangutan, which is less flattering.
I will admit we both have a truly striking red/orange hue, and the proud orangutan is quite smart, strong, mates with one partner for life, and is completely vegan, which is difficult to do and admirable. I will let you know that I have all but one one of those listed traits in common with my primate cousin, but I'm not saying which one.
Anyway, evolution has seen fit to equip me with a love of wine and whiskey, a fondness for cheeses that smell vaguely of nuts and feet, a sense of humor as dry as burnt toast, a baritone voice which expresses only that single tone, and a face which has way too much expression as a counterpoint to my aforementioned voice.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I earned my BA in Philosophy, so naturally I'm a waiter. I'm going back to school for computer related stuff though, so hopefully I'll be changing careers in the not-so-distant future. I'm pretty new to the area, having moved from SoCal a year ago, so I'm really just enjoying exploring the bay area.
I'm also trying not to eat terrestrial vertebrates at the moment and ride my bike rather than my car. When in Rome.
I’m really good at
Hostage negotiations. It's a weird talent, but I'm the best, or so I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not fond of listing unless I'm about to go grocery shopping.

Please enjoy the list below.
The six things I could never do without
1) A quality bed- sleep is very important
2) A knife- it really comes in handy in so many situations
3) Jeans- who doesn't appreciate a good pair of jeans
4) A truly comfortable chair or sofa- my idea of hell is going to a party where there aren't enough chairs
5)Fire- an oldie but a goodie, and I like it to both cook my food and metaphorically flavor my food i.e. I like it spicy!
6) Friends, family, laughter, love, kittens, and butterfly kisses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'd like to go and what I'd like to eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sinning the night away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't whistle and it really bothers me, because I don't really like humming. Instead, I quietly sing "do, do, do" in rhythm to whatever song is in my head. True story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If l piqued your interest and you think I might be worth a look-see. The romantic aspect is a lot of pressure that can easily make things less enjoyable than they would be otherwise. I'd just like to get to know people, have a few laughs, share some stories, maybe even shed a tear or two. Whatever blossoms blossoms I always say.*
*I've never actually said that before, but there's a good chance I'll start saying it, so by the time you read this, it could theoretically be true.