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ManOfAdventureC

24 Cork, Ireland Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), French (Okay), Malay (Poorly), Turkish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: There are a lot of weirdo's, but it turns out there are worthwhile people here too! I'm now in a relationship with an amazing girl i met here, so for all you girls who cant be just friends, i wish you the very best of luck, elsewhere. But for the women who can understand it, if you think we would get along, feel free to message me, because i'm a people person, and i love to make new friends!
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Are you ready? OK, here we go,
I'm gunna try put on a bit of a show,
I've got brown hair, deep green eyes,
And an incredible ability to improvise.

Born in South Africa, I've travelled the world,
My life swirled, twirled, whirled and unfurled
into a fantastic reality, full of fun,
I live life to the full, and I'll show you how its done!

I like coffee, thunderstorms, summer smiles,
Rock climbing, and sailing around the British Isles,
I'm pretty fussy with women, you ought to know,
My Private Investigators are pretty thorough ;)

I like waitresses, they often have a nice bum,
I don't like models, so far they've been pretty dumb.
You'll be: 19-29, confident and attractive,
Gym membership's a bonus, I'd like that you were proactive!

Bonus points for a bright personality, or tattoo's,
A positive outlook on life, and a good taste in shoes.
Over all, I'm a funny wild bad-boy. confident and romantic,
But don't think you'll tie me down, my life is too frantic!

What I really need is a crazy, fun-loving, partner in crime,
To have adventures with, and make more of these rhymes!
If that's you, I'd love you to apply,

A) I'll speak to you soon, for now good bye!
B) We'll go get some coffee, maybe apple pie..
C) With me a first date could end up in Shanghai!
D) If its not, message me, and tell me why!

Pick the option above that you think best suits, and let me know :P

To those who ask if I really wrote the above. Yes. And you should know that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my profile you just considered copying go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I studied as an outdoor education instructor, teaching kayaking, windsurfing, rock climbing and sailing, but then decided that i preferred yachts, so did some trips and courses in that, and also became a chef, since it opened more doors for me. Did that for a while, and realised i wanted a more steady job until i get older. Qualified, and continuing advanced trained as a hypnotherapist and psychotherapist, and pay the bills with an awesome job in the internet industry!

Your turn!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock Climbing, Kayaking, Sailing, Windsurfing, Surfing, Travelling, Languages, Socialising, Cooking, Motorbikes, Psychology, Hypnotherapy, Antidisestablishmentarianism
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like the sound of paint-balling in Penny's? Cliff jumping? Or a cup of coffee and a stimulating chat?

Applications can be written on the back of a €50 note, and posted to:

Hassanal Bolkiah,
Sultan of Brunei,
Brunei,
Borneo.

Alternatively, use the message box above! :)

Please note that while Dillen and associates can not guarantee craic will be had, best efforts will be made. During clinical trials, 80% of women agreed. Craic may be rescheduled due to adverse weather conditions. Over 18+ event, Photographic ID may be required. Right of entry reserved by the event organisers. Places are subject to availability, and may be revoked without warning.