Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a confident, funny and well-rounded guy hopelessly caught up
in the idea that I can get through this OKC profile without
sounding like a total pleb or having a strange online
I have geeky tendencies and hobbies; I love cars, Star Wars,
D&D, 007, samurai movies, astronomy, ancient history, WWII,
cats, SNES, etc...
I like to keep fit with weight training and by going on long,
adventurous hikes. I have a fantastic career that I'm in love with,
yet I'm really only an adult when I'm on the clock.
Lemme put it this way... I am 34 going on 15. Having fun, hanging
out with friends, traveling, and enjoying my hobbies keep me
centered and driven.
I'm an INFJ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job in management at a drug and alcohol treatment center.
I build old cars as a hobby, I go to the gym often and I try my
best to eat healthy, I challenge myself almost every weekend with
kick ass hikes, and I love to drive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... Learning how to fix things, empathizing with and helping people
understand solutions to their addictions, and memorizing
semi-useless facts for the sake of one day being on Cash Cab.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... hands, eyes, beard, cars, and tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and almost every other
Hunter S. Thompson book; The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbitt;
Tales of Ordinary Madness and other Bukowski gems; anything by
Michio Kaku and Stephen Hawking; Star Wars novels; and many
different books that concern either Addiction, Co-Occuring
Disorders, Psychology, or Finance.
Movies - Anchorman; Zoolander; Old School; Step Brothers; The Other
Guys; 007 FTW!!!!; Indiana Jones Trilogy; Lord of the Rings
Trilogy; Band of Brothers; Star Trek (old and new); Lone Wolf and
Cub; Fucking Star Wars!!! (NOT the new ones though); anything
80s-90s Arnold Schwarzenegger; Broken Lizard films; LA
Confidential; Blue Velvet; Mad Max Trilogy; Burton and Nolan's
Batman; Ghostbusters; Ace Ventura; the Big Lebowski; Hunt for Red
October; Highlander; Aliens; Hero (Jet Li); Akira; Vampire Hunter
D; Ghost in the Shell; and almost anything made by Akira Kurosawa,
Kevin Smith, Stanley Kubrick, or John Carpenter.
Shows - Chappelle's Show; Louis; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;
The Office; 30 Rock; Married with Children; The League; Parks and
Rec; Survivorman; Deadliest Catch; Pawn Stars; Scrubs; Workaholics;
Southpark; Beavis & Butthead; In Living Color; Cowboy Beebop;
the Universe; Through the Wormhole; Modern Marvels; Cash Cab;
almost any documentary or show concerning History, Science,
Military, or Art... Oh! and Cops!
News - NPR, Jon Stewart, and Rachel Maddow
Comedians (This is important) - Louis CK; Patton Oswalt; Lewis
Black; Dave Chappelle; Eddie Murphy; George Carlin; Richard Pryor;
Denis Leary; Sarah Silverman; Maria Bamford; Greg Giraldo; Zach
Galifianakis; Steven Wright; Marc Maron; Wanda Sykes; Tina Fey;
Robert Smigel (Triumph!!!!); Kyle Kinane; Kurt Metzger, Hannibal
Buress to be continued...
Music - David Bowie; NIN; Skinny Puppy; Pink Floyd; the Beatles;
Stevie Wonder; Tupac; the Wu-Tang Clan; KMFDM; Queen; T-Rex; Cake;
Nirvana; Alice in Chains; Aerosmith; AC/DC; Michael Jackson; Black
Sabbath; Led Zeppelin; Rush; Ladytron; The Faint; She Wants
Revenge; Depeche Mode; Kaviar; the Crystal Method; DJ? Acucrack;
NWA; classic rock; drum & bass; old school industrial; 80s
Hits; Motown and 70's Soul like a mother fucker!!; bad-ass hip hop
dubstep and trap; hardcore gangsta rap... Oh God, so many more to
name. This is good for now.
Food - Sushi; Mexican; Thai; Zankou Chicken; In & Out; the
Coral Café; Jan's diner on Beverly (RIP); my mother's cooking; and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. My car
6. Close friends
6. A purposeful job
6. Someplace very close to a lot of trees, an ocean, or
6. Hot showers
6. Extra time before work
6. Extra time after work
6. Extra time...
6. A refrigerator
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately it's been work projects, driving fast, and singing.
Usually it's... Where's the closest Starbucks? Am I really tired or
just over it? Why doesn't it snow here?... I want to hike in the
snow! Can I (more like should I) afford that? And of course...
Fuckin' BURN IT ALL!!! I'm leaving and I'm gonna be a mountain
guide in Nepal!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wrapping up a tremendously busy day at work by relaxing at home,
possibly with some In-n-Out and my most loyal, gorgeous companion,
If I actually manage to pull myself up and get out I typically
karaoke. What can I say? I like to sing!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can hold a well educated and opinionated conversation about most
topics within the realm of Haute Couture fashion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if... you like what you read and think we
could have fun bullshitting over coffee or dinner about things like
why J.J. Abrams is going to save us all from George Lucas'
atrocities, about why our parents probably had no fucking idea what
they were doing but managed it well enough to grow us up funny, or
about burning it all and becoming mountain guides in Nepal.
(protip: I am only amenable to those three topics. Choose wisely.)
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