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Mandelblurb

28 M Salt Lake City, UT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to SLC from Chicago last summer for grad school. Mountains are awesome, but I'm still mostly a books-and-radio person.

I'm a morning person. I like to keep on top of things; I look at it as a way to give myself the freedom to be spontaneous elsewhere in life. I'm more than a bit of a workaholic, since I'm in love with what I do.

I'm passionately curious and a bit of a voyeur. I have a pretty morbid sense of humor. I love listening to people's stories.

I love walking home under the stars.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Burrowing deep into the soft innards of professional academia, stress baking, and cultivating a stupid fake Austrian accent. Two of these three things are going very, very well.

Basically my hope is to become Jeff Goldblum's character from Jurassic Park except I don't really care/know anything about chaos theory. Mostly I aspire to owning those glasses and getting invited to islands.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math. It pays my bills. These days I mostly think of this as the ability to stay calm in the face of a very specific kind of wild animal.

Words?

I can whip up a homemade pie crust with brutal efficiency. My pastry blender has seen many campaigns.

Smashing this mountain bike I got off of KSL to bits.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably how weird the words coming out of my mouth are, judging by the looks I get from strangers when having conversations in public.

My awesome 'phases of the moon' shopping bag which is probably full of dairy products, onions, and various kinds of cabbage.

Maybe the bald thing? My landlord seemed to take it perfectly in stride. I already knew she was too awesome to be real, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm trying to appreciate books again. I went through 'em like nothing when I was a teenager. Gaiman and Dick are my stalwarts. Margaret Atwood is climbing the ranks rapidly. Currently only reading female novelists, and looking for suggestions!

If I had a favorite band, it would be Sleater-Kinney. I love me some good, loud guitar music and folk-derived substances. Currently playing over and over again; Hooray for Earth, Tuneyards, Little Dragon, Boards of Canada...

I like to follow directors. Werner Herzog will always have a place in my heart, even though (well, if I'm honest largely because) he is a dangerous crazy person. Alfred Hitchcock and Billy Wilder are easy choices. Technicolor musicals, black & white noir flicks, and grimey 70s thrillers.

I'd rather cook than eat out, if only because it brings me the exact opposite kind of satisfaction I get from what I do for the money. Figs, heaps of greens, fresh biscuits, cold carrot juice...

Artists should go on here, too; Klimt, Kahlo, Dali, Weiwei, Qiang, Fairey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bein' a tiny, ephemeral creature.

Privilege, justice, and guilt as they pertain to my little corner of human life. see attached scrap of internet. Why men need feminism too.

What I want. Whether I really want what I think I want.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In. Probably with a book and tea. Or it might be movie night/boardgames with the math grad student tribe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides my father, I'm the only member of my immediate family (there are seven of us) without any tattoos or piercings.
You should message me if
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You have a direction in life, and a weird sense of humor