Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Andrei and I am a bad-ass.
Okay, that isn’t true.
…I can’t really back that up. I am not a bad-ass.
On a scale of bad-assery, 1 being Danny Tanner and 10 being Samuel
L. Jackson, I am probably about a 5.8, which I think puts me in a
range somewhere between Will Ferrel and Conan (O’Brian, not the
What was I saying? oh yeah about me.
Keep reading my profile and you'll find out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing up my degree in nursing, work...when not busy with that I
try to bring the most excitment in my life possible. Life is all
about experimenting - if you're not throwing yourself out there,
what the hell are you doing alive?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being ALMOST-awesome(70% complete) and really putting myself out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big... massive... particulary useful... nose. It's hard to
imagine a non-jew have such a big nose and be so beautiful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Never will apologize for this - I love Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy (not only the movie; the book - yes I'm a nerd.) and other
Sci-fi and legendary books including:
Dune, Plato, Cel mai Iubit dintre Pamanteni, Watchmen, Paradis
Artificiels, Dancing with Demons... and many other awesomely
Music: Pink Floyd, Tool, King Krimson, Alvin and The Chipmunks,The
Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits and just sweet eargasmic Jazz that
can set any day's mood to a warm summer breeze.
I have a bit of a caveman attitude towards food - I gotta have my
meat. Actually, I F#CKING LOVE IT. I would prefer dying then live
in a world without it. Hey, can't judge, a man knows what he loves.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Electricity - I need my entertainment when I'm not
- Clean water
- Proper Sweage system
- Probably my brain, but my heart has to get some credit too for
delvivering it's food. The blue-collar worker never gets credit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A whole lot of stuff, but mostly I still have a hard time
understanding how the hell they get the caramel into those caramilk
How to troll fake accounts on this site,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skinny dipping in the Hawaiian Volcanoes, save orphaned sheep and
the traditional grizzly wrestling to keep up with my manliness. On
a serious manner, my Friday night's are pretty much like every
night: unpredictable. If I took out the mystery of my everyday
adventures, what would be the fun in getting to know me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Scientist tried to do a study to mark the difference betweed men
who watch porn and those who don`t. The couldn`t find any who
dont..so..there you go.
You should message me if
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If you're not:
- a psycho that will send me 2000 messages a day
- a serial killer on the loose
- if you're a girl that has a problem with staring into cute puppy
eyes (the last part is REALLY important)
One last thing because I see a lot of women complain about this: I
don't do casual sex. One nighters are ok but not casual sex.
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