The evil succubic minions of Dr Koblenz need not apply and the sirens of ArCHEviL of Observantly Unconstrained Superstitions (ACHELOUS) are right out. "Ninja-chicks," being kinda cool, are encouraged to apply.
And yes, the above really does make sense but you'll probably have to ask for clarification. And yes, I do have "real profile" type information I'm willing to share.
I am a lower-case n, standing on a hill, and waiting for a rocket