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22 College Park, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Black, White
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Generic, bland, feigningly self-deprecative, description here. I'm more interesting than the babysitter you had fourteen years ago.

Chobani is absolutely disgusting. Namely, blood orange. Seriously, it's like eating ground up multi vitamins in dairy form.

everything on my profile is outdated; reality is relative; get bent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, right now I'm shifting between art school and a more liberal arts school so my life is a little chaotic right now. But, I still want to eventually find my way back to art school (MICA, SVA, whatever). BLUH. Money's tight, people are uptight, but above all I just really need a social life.

Oh, and I'm also trying to start a band. And by start a band I mean I'm tinkering around on the ukulele, waiting to get a piano so I can get some actual song writing done, and playing F and A minor chord progressions over and over.

Working, working, working. Between constantly managing fifteen year olds at a Chick-Fil-A in the Kentlands and bouncing around DC, I barely have time to sleep. Or way too much time to sleep. I seem to do a lot of nothing and still be insanely busy. My time management skills could just be that of a heroin addict, but I'll leave that up to the peanut gallery for debate.

I've seen an alarming amount of people on here around various metro stops and exchanged really awkward semi-eye-glances, like, "hey, I've seen you- you've seen me. I'm not going to say hi to you since you stopped responding to my messages six months ago, cunt. but hey anyway, I guess." Or just seeing strangers from the Internet in the wild is just weird to begin with.

Come by my establishment du employment; I'll give you free ice cream, come hang out, blahblahblah.

Oh, I like going to shows to run the risk of possible brain damage and breaking my glasses. If I'm not at work, or trying to find somewhere to sleep in DC, I'm generally around U Street avoiding getting my teeth punched in.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good for a robust laugh. ROBUST. Like coffee. I can be the Zooey Deschanel to your Joseph Gordon-Levitt and we can just be super buds. YEAH.

I like making people smile. I'll go out my way and completely embarrass myself to make that happen, haha. Obviously I learned all of my life lessons from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I'm also pretty good at the Piano, I've been playing since practically the womb and suzuki trained. Apparently that's a big deal, who knew. The ukulele also takes up a lot of my time. AND ABOVE ALL ADVENTURES.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair and/ or lack of height. I'm really short and have really big hair. Yeah, sometimes I let the black out. Oh, and my eyes are way too big for my face so if you're into proportions I guess you're shit out of luck.

Oh, right, and I like to dress in really loud obnoxious patterns and dye my hair funky colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: wicked, son of a witch, disco bloodbath, the prince.. I pick up a lot more books instead of actually finishing them. That doesn't mean to say that I don't like reading, I just don't finish very many things.

Music: Them Crooked Vultures, Man Man, Mister Heavenly, Hank Williams, The Smothers Brothers, Francoise Hardy, The Unicorns, Islands, Joy Division, Andrew Bird, Gogol Bordello, Led Zeppelin, The Reign of Kindo, Yes, Tool, The Goo Goo dolls, Kimya Dawson, Cocorosie, Sunset Rubdown, Sufjan Stevens, Ingrid Michaelson, Little Joy, Stravinsky, Rachmaninoff, Elizaveta, Why?, Pavement, The Mountain Goats, The Dodos, Of Montreal, Timber Timbre, Etta James, The Kingston Trio( lot-o-other thangs)

Movies: Fritz the Cat, A Patch of Blue, Milo and Otis, Towel Head, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Party Monster, Battle Royale, Doubt, Harvey, La Vita e Bella, Numb, Anything with Cary Grant, Creepshow, Paper Moon, Juno, The Fifth Element, The King's Speech, When Harry Met Sally

More to come at a later date.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Grass, trees, LOLNATURE. I miss nature, nature doesn't exist in Wilmington, Delaware.
Making fanciful pretty things,
Attempting to cook gourmet food (and when I say "gourmet," I mean incorporating more than three spices at a time),
Playing dress up,
Midnight bike rides.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That awkward moment when "that awkward moment" is an overused prepositional phrase.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in my bed, or walking around in places I shouldn't be walking around, and listening to The Bluetones because red is my favorite color.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I absolutely hate being politically correct. I find unbridled joy in making people uncomfortable because of this.
That was really lame. Almost any sentient human being likes this. Where's the joy in filing in with commonplace likes. That's not actually saying anything, WHERE'S THE SUBSTANCE?

Uh, I dedicate hours and hours into compiling playlists for people who are never going to listen to them. I find it a lot more therapeutic than writing letters I'll never send.

Also, I have no idea how to look at a camera. Yeah, these pictures MAY be deemed as "passable" or "okay" (yeah, I'm fishing for compliments, so what, I have ovaries) but I have no idea how pose for a photograph. So, basically, what is a camera and how do you look at it.
You should message me if
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Everything on my profile is heinously outdated.

try not to send me a message saying "cool hair" or otherwise complimenting the stuff protruding from the follicles on my head.