Thought I'd give this thing a try and see what comes of it.
First off I'm an honest, shy chap who doesn't like to lead women on... I have an IQ score of 400, I possess a washboard belly you could scrub your smalls with and I'm hung like a baby giraffe. So if any of that takes your fancy, then hit me up with a message and I'll get round to answering you. Just as soon as I've waded through the hundreds of other messages from women, begging me to father their unborn children.
Didn't fool you? Bugger, you've sussed me. Well I don't claim to be perfect but ultimately my hearts in the right place. I don't take life too seriously but can be a thoughtful geezer. I have my own views on life and I'm not afraid to air them. Prepared to settle down when I find the right kinda bird. Extremely loyal. Proud to say I haven't and never will cheat on the fairer sex. Loves a giggle and a good ol' knees up. My family and friends mean the world. I like to be spontaneous and to surprise. BOO!
First off I'm an honest, shy chap who doesn't like to lead women on... I have an IQ score of 400, I possess a washboard belly you could scrub your smalls with and I'm hung like a baby giraffe. So if any of that takes your fancy, then hit me up with a message and I'll get round to answering you. Just as soon as I've waded through the hundreds of other messages from women, begging me to father their unborn children.
Didn't fool you? Bugger, you've sussed me. Well I don't claim to be perfect but ultimately my hearts in the right place. I don't take life too seriously but can be a thoughtful geezer. I have my own views on life and I'm not afraid to air them. Prepared to settle down when I find the right kinda bird. Extremely loyal. Proud to say I haven't and never will cheat on the fairer sex. Loves a giggle and a good ol' knees up. My family and friends mean the world. I like to be spontaneous and to surprise. BOO!
