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MangoMarcus

23 M Bristol, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there, I present to you my profile - in limerick form!

From Yorkshire I originally hail,
But now to Bristol comes all my mail.
I came here to study,
And I was a bit cruddy,
But amazingly I didn't bloody fail!

I like to play a good video game,
Regardless if people think they are lame.
I'll travel when I can,
Well that is the plan,
and I jog when I can stomach the pain.

I do enjoy having a laugh,
And meeting new people I like not-half.
Unless they start fires,
Which I find I admire,
About as much as a dog likes a bath.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think I can cook,
Though I might use a sauce or a book.
Some people might whine,
Say that's not how to dine,
But quite frankly I don't give a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They might well say that I'm short,
But what else do they have to report?
The sky is blue,
My god who knew?
I should think of a better retort...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a self-confessed Whovian. I particularly like when it isn't crap. If you don't know what that that is don't worry, I won't go on about it too much. I know when I'm boring people...and I only occasionally do it intentionally.

I also enjoy comedy (Graham Linehan, Charlie Brooker, South Park Futurama and old Simpsons, and many of the classic British sitcoms), well-made and interesting dramas (Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, Sherlock), rock and indie music, and food. Often Indian, though not exclusively. I like turtles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, in all its glory
My Mac and the pomposity it bestows on me
Food, obviously, but you know what I mean
Music
Friends and family
Limericks
Not necessarily in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The complexities of life and the universe, good times of old, and "I should probably get some work done soon"...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do sometimes go to clubs,
But I prefer to hang out in pubs.
Though I may just stay clear,
Chill with mates and a beer,
Eating copious amounts of grub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spiders I really do hate,
There certainly is no debate.
I would pay lots of money,
To replace them with bunnies.
God, what were you thinking of mate?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a friendly person and you want to know more, have a chat, make a friend, perhaps something more, or just to prove that girls can also be the ones to message first.

Fuck the system!