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MangoMarcus

22 M Bristol, UK

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, I present to you my profile - in limerick form!

From Yorkshire I originally hail,
But now to Bristol comes all my mail.
I came here to study,
But I've been a bit cruddy,
So let's hope I don't bloody fail!

I like to play a good video game,
Regardless if people think they are lame.
I travel when I can,
Well that is the plan,
and I jog when I can bear the pain.

I do enjoy having a laugh,
And meeting new people I like not-half.
Unless they are dire,
Which I find I admire,
About as much as a dog likes a bath.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think I can cook,
Though I might use a sauce or a book.
Some people might whine,
Say that's not how to dine,
But quite frankly I don't give a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They might well say that I'm short,
But what else do they have to report?
The sky is blue,
My god who knew?
I should think of a better retort...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read as many books as I should (in other words, I don't read any books).

Movies: Comedies, action stuff like Tarantino films, and classic series like Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings etc.

TV: Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Modern Family, Peep Show, IT Crowd, Father Ted, Black Books, How I Met Your Mother, QI, Would I Lie To You, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, South Park, Futurama, Simpsons (the old ones), and Family Guy if I'm that bored.

Music: I've recently started using Spotify in all its glory. I'm into lots of stuff, but mostly indie/alternative. Favourites includes Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Gorillaz and of course...The Beatles.

Food: Favourite is probably Indian, followed by Mexican, Chinese, Italian, and good ol' English stuff like roasts and fish n chips
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet
Food (obviously, but you know what I mean)
Music
Friends
Cinnamon rolls
Family
...not necessarily in that order. (I realise cinnamon rolls qualify as 'food', but they deserve their own category)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The complexities of life and the universe, good times of old, and "I should probably get some work done soon"...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do sometimes go to clubs,
But I prefer to hang out in pubs.
Though I may just stay clear,
And chill with mates and a beer,
Eating copious amounts of grub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spiders I really do hate,
There certainly is no debate.
I would pay lots of money,
To replace them with bunnies.
God, what were you thinking of mate?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a friendly person and you want to know more, have a chat, make a friend, perhaps something more, or just to prove that girls can also be the ones to message first.

Fuck the system!