From Yorkshire I originally hail,
But now to Bristol comes all my mail.
I came here to study,
And I was a bit cruddy,
But amazingly I didn't bloody fail!
I like to play a good video game,
Regardless if people think they are lame.
I'll travel when I can,
Well that is the plan,
and I jog when I can stomach the pain.
I do enjoy having a laugh,
And meeting new people I like not-half.
Unless they start fires,
Which I find I admire,
About as much as a dog likes a bath.