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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:41pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A Little about me, My hobbies include- Wiping my face on household pets when I can't find a napkin,
Making extravagant use of children's display/playthings.
Using too much of natural resources, especially fossil fuels because they're delicious and amazing.

Things I cannot stand, Getting a haircut. Feathers, and waking up before noon.

I have determined that breakfast should only consist of Cornflakes + Strawberry poptarts or just skip it and roll on to lunch.

I once woke up in a shed in Vail snuggling with a goat and I dont know how this happened. Maybe I thought it was a dog.

I do things to satisfy bets and then refuse the reward.

I cant decide if I hate my job or if I just hate working.

I think some people should be required to wear a helmet at all times, like, at the mall. You know who you are.

If Im not surround by old thing Im unhappy, so I try to have as many hotrods, guitars, 50's hubcaps etc. around me as I possibly can. Im that guy that hangs steering wheels on the wall as Decor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be something where people dont apologize when I answer this question for them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hitting the Snooze button,
Cooking things on zero budget,
Wasting Money,
Making up bogus reasons why I do stupid things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a waiter. I dont know many people so thats my total exposure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a huge Heart-On for terrible 80s movies, weird cross genra music, Metal Cabaret, Blues Goth whatever, And I am very fond of Walking Dead, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, and Supernatural. Food.... Well, anything but vegan crap honestly, cant cook it, wont eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Silicone Grease,
Delivery Food,
Cheap liquor,
Music my neighbors hate,
Old cars,
Split days off.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why sharks cant up their game and kill more people than falling elevators. And they call themselves killing machines...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mentally preparing for a weekend of dealing with people who arent actually gluten free but flip their wigs when you ask them what kind of toast they want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would rather play Skyrim all night than go out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if this whole being an adult thing is strange and confusing and youve decided to abstain.