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Mani_Velcro

26 Tucson, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am your average, aggressively offensive 20something. I like a lot of things I cant afford, like good scotch and fast cars. My sense of humor is abrasive at best, offensive at worst.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be an "Internet Personality" Which happens to involve a lot of liquor and regrets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of horrible situations; putting my foot in my mouth, and laughing at my own failures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a waiter. I dont know many people so thats my total exposure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a huge art nerd, anything of any genra that stands above the rest I will at least watch. Breaking Bad, The Dark Tower, Don Quitoxe etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Old cars,
Terrible B Movies,
Fire,
Everything else is expendable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why sharks cant up their game and kill more people than falling elevators. And they call themselves killing machines...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking until I forget that I am way too old to work at a restaurant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This depends on a lot of things. Mainly how drunk I am. Feel free to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if this whole being an adult thing is strange and confusing and youve decided to abstain.