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Mani_Velcro

25 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A Little about me, My hobbies include- Wiping my face on household pets when I can't find a napkin,
Making extravagant use of children's display/playthings.
Using too much of natural resources, especially fossil fuels because they're delicious and amazing.

Things I cannot stand, Getting a haircut. Feathers, and waking up before noon.

I have determined that breakfast should only consist of Cornflakes + Strawberry poptarts or just skip it and roll on to lunch.

I once woke up in a shed in Vail snuggling with a goat and I dont know how this happened. Maybe I thought it was a dog.

I do things to satisfy bets and then refuse the reward.

I cant decide if I hate my job or if I just hate working.

I think some people should be required to wear a helmet at all times, like, at the mall. You know who you are.

If Im not surround by old thing Im unhappy, so I try to have as many hotrods, guitars, 50's hubcaps etc. around me as I possibly can. Im that guy that hangs steering wheels on the wall as Decor.
What I’m doing with my life
Blowing up pretend spaceships on the internets til the Wee hours of the morning.
I’m really good at
Forcibly bonding with people.

Being redundant redundantly.

Mario.

Avoiding chores (Screw you trashcan!)

Working on cars, but if someone brings me one more broken chinese scooter I swear to god...
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no sense of what to joke about and what not to, so everyone thinks I'm an incurable ass. That and I wear my normal clothes on halloween and all of a sudden people think im Danny from grease or Pony Boy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Other peoples diaries, I dig Dexter and Supernatural, most kinds of music with really good music, especially death metal with no vocals, also creepy ambient stuff like Blue Sky Black Death is amazing, and any retarded spicy food, I like to cry when I eat. (I have to amend this with a favorite band of absolute all time, Diablo Swing Orchestra, it completes me. As yuppie as that sounds)

Actually, I think I just have a huge crush on/for LoFi sounds like Ida maria, head of david, April March etc, condenser mic's are the worst thing to happen to music since the BeeGees

Specifically on movies, anything really really bad, old apocalypse flicks like A Boy and his Dog, Wizards, Surf Nazis Must Die, Cherry 2000 , Mindwarp... etc etc etc... Oh, madmax <3
The six things I could never do without
My guitars,
a rat nest of a room to ignore people from,
food that makes me cry (Like, Thai, I refuse to eat Benjamin Button)
A steady supply of Xbox controllers because I cant stop throwing them,
My tools for trying to fix all of the above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
So many people keep cups for water on their bathroom sink, I wonder how they never figured out the hand cup.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed early because I work, SAD PANDA ENGAGE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im bad at everything I like doing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You also have a slightly to moderately unhealthy crush on day[9], You consider Sushi a GOAL more than a food, or you think lighting things on fire in the desert is an excellent idea.

You have conspiracy theories youd like to share, you know anything about old cars, or maybe you just wonder why you always have less socks when you empty the dryer.