This is a WTF profile enjoy.
I tried to scare off a certain demographic,
And ended up scaring away EVERYONE!!
I'm a modern day
This profile is redonkulous (over the top)
a little reading won't hurt you.
I'm just trying to entertain all these
I hate the word "Swag"
Makes me think of dirt weed.
I exude that shit.
(Not Dirt Weed)
Passion of the Christopher.
Enough of this dating non-sense
I just want to hang out with you,
And show you something
Outside of Dive bars and Netflix...
It's almost summer lets go on an adventure!
I KNOW WHERE the GOOD PARTIES Are.....DA shorty's BE BUMPIN.
Maybe you will find me really interesting.
Or maybe hanging out with me is like
You just can't take your eyes off
of those damn "Red Flags"
My Profile & Pictures Will weed out
The Close minded
Mitt Romney Types.
This is 2013 sweetheart.
I'm confident and comfortable.
THiNK ANDRE 3000
Prince, Lenny Kravitz
RANT N RAVE.
RAVES ARE SO 1999
If You Shop At RAVE let me
I Don't Really Like OK CUPID at The moment.
It's a LOVE?!/HATE?!
I guess a Large
Percentage of Profiles
1. Beard UPDATE: April 2013 (I have a beard)
2.Tattoos.... hmmmm someday?
(Lumber Jacks) Never.
.RockABillies.====> black a Billy
Sorry Ladies, I prefer
being an androgynous ________.
However with the beard for Summer 2013
I will focus on masculine looks.
If You figure it out please do share.
Whatever I am.
It sure Feels AWESOME.
GET HIGH ON LIFE!
I will cover up The Shitty
Tattoo work I received while traveling Ireland,
as a young 18 year old numb-skull
with a half sleeve eventually
Then I'm coming for you.
If You like Prince,
or a well dressed man
You Ride Bikes & Live in
Vintage Wonder Women
Please Come Find Me.
We shall Frolic together;
Play Dress Up,
and make mixtapes.
You create things.
You are an artist, or maybe
You make people look,
and or feel pretty
BIKE and DANCE to
Vinyl wear dead peoples
CLOTHES and eat/bake all kinds
Dear OK CUPID:
Your many lonely hearts are jiggering around like pac-man ghosts in a maze of age/sex/height/weight/race requirements, your feelings spangled like palimpsests of graffiti on a bathroom wall - just look at the mess you’ve made: it's annoying.
"My love's more richer than my tongue" (King Lear). Shakespeare ought to be glad he never had to describe himself for a dating profile. So I'll get on with it...
It's been theorized I was born with an overabundance of personality and then stumbled upon more in wandering this ball of dust. Along with a plethora of personality, I was fortunate with an epic temperament, which is really just an overindulgent way of saying: I think deeply, feel broadly, love widely, laugh regularly, and banter a mite bit too much. Many of my better qualities are quite contradictory, and many people have said they've never met anyone else like me. I choose to take that as a compliment. Regardless, I learn something new every day, talk about semi-interesting and obscure things, laugh at myself constantly. I enjoy affection for art, music, film, literature, and play well with kids and adults. I'll take board games or video games, a big, fat book or magazines, and silence or obnoxious media chatter. I love the challenge of traveling to a place where they speak a different language. Occasionally knocked off balance, I find strength in 6-mile runs,100 Mile bike rides, exotic teas, and dancing. I love nature and outdoor activities hiking, biking,back-packing/camping
kayaking, and swimming in places other than pools. Move easily from left to right brain? Sure, though I still have to SAY the alphabet to remember it. Teach me a new word, then use it in a sentence and I'm tickled. I'm not ticklish, I don't know why! I am one to say what I mean, then do what I say. But that presupposes I can remember what I said. If you can track my circuitous stories, put me back on course, then indeed I am a man of my word. I mostly just try to better others lives and my own as well, when doing so doesn't infringe upon the well being of the rest of humankind. Finally - I am NOT perfect and proud of it. Imperfections make us.