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24 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:41am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
An unrepentant film geek at heart who enjoys long camping trips, drunk cooking, and globe-traipsing just cause. I'm hilarious in a dry, dark way and exciting in a "hey let's jump in the car and drive across the country because we can" kind of way.

I quite enjoy my life here in Austin. It's an awesome city for those obsessed with niche film, great comedy, awesome live music and the like. It's nice to be able to walk across the street for some quality microbrews, record-store perusing, and weirdness observing, but a few minutes later have the city out of view and the greenbelt beneath my feet.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartend to pay the bills.
Travel for adventure.
Take classes when I'm not on the road.
And do some writing gigs on the side.
I’m really good at
Spouting off some random movie trivia.

Losing my keys. I once spent an entire day tearing my couch apart completely convinced they had somehow vanished into the crevices only to eventually find them in the toaster.
The first things people usually notice about me
It was the massive beard, now it's mostly people shocked that there was a decent looking person under the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Latest reading stack: Tiger Tiger, The Lost Child of Philomena Lee, Submarine, and May Day.
Favorites: Jonathan Ames, Chuck Palahniuk, Jack London, Hunter S. Thompson, Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs

Movies: Anything Coen brothers, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Steve McQueen, or Nicolas Winding Refn. Also Charlie Kaufman is a mad, mad genius.
In Bruges, Blue Valentine, M, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, Gone Baby Gone, Yojimbo, Bronson, Dr. Strangelove, A Single Man, The Graduate, Groundhog Day, Children of Men, Midnight In Paris, Prince Avalanche

TV: Those who have no interest in joining the Dharma Initiative or don't want to give Jesse Pinkman a hug need not apply.
Breaking Bad, LOST, The Muppet Show, Freaks and Geeks, Extras, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Bored To Death, Louie, Party Down, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, The Larry Sanders Show, Sherlock, The Wire, Spaced, Summer Heights High

I'm all over the place from local riot grrrl stuff like Foreign Mothers RIP :(, Crooked Bangs, and Feral Future.
To dance happy tunes like Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., FM Belfast, Yelle, and Holy Ghost!
Psychedelic rock like The Sword, Black Angels, and Warpaint.
Feet-stomping bluesy folk like Leopold and His Fiction or Wild Child.
Rap gods like Kanye, Q-Tip, and ODB.
My tastes are eclectic and ever changing.

Louis C.K., George Carlin, Amy Schumer, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Garfunkel & Oates, Pete Holmes, Maria Bamford, Hannibal Buress, Jimmy Carr, Todd Glass, Norm MacDonald, Paul F Tompkins, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, Wyatt Cenac

The six things I could never do without
1. Film
2. My passport
3. Literature
4. Nature
5. Internet
6. Bananas nom nom nom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where do I want to travel to next?
Will I ever truly be happy again now that Breaking Bad is over?
Will Kate Micucci ever respond to my love letter?
On a typical Friday night I am
99.9% chance I'm working. If not?
Seeing if there's any good live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes cruise craigslist missed connections in hopes I have a secret stalker.

I'm banned from Hamilton Pool for a year. Fun story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can name more than 10 Muppets.
You have a dog you'll let me play with.
You still have a sense of adventure.