I'm an aspiring supervillain looking for a faithful partner-in-crime. I don't have any particular super powers, but I do make a mean plate fajitas and I'm told I have an eye for the artistic side of life. Judge me by the company I keep and you'll find I'm magnetic, creative, considerate, trustworthy, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Wait, that's my old boy scout training coming out again. I'm actually dastardly and sarcastic, but my sunny disposition often obscures those traits.
Not much really gets under my skin, but the right person can every time. That's what I want - someone who can change my outlook and share in the spoils of eventual global domination. In the meantime, she should be willing to settle for more local conquest, contemplative evenings and raucous entertainment. The ability to laugh when prompted at poorly timed jokes said in inappropriate situations is essential. If there's one thing I do consistently, it's try to make people laugh - even if it is just myself.
I am obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant