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ManosDelSino

40 M Avondale, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary

I'm an aspiring supervillain looking for a faithful partner-in-crime. I don't have any particular super powers, but I do make a mean plate fajitas and I'm told I have an eye for the artistic side of life. Judge me by the company I keep and you'll find I'm magnetic, creative, considerate, trustworthy, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Wait, that's my old boy scout training coming out again. I'm actually dastardly and sarcastic, but my sunny disposition often obscures those traits.

Not much really gets under my skin, but the right person can every time. That's what I want - someone who can change my outlook and share in the spoils of eventual global domination. In the meantime, she should be willing to settle for more local conquest, contemplative evenings and raucous entertainment. The ability to laugh when prompted at poorly timed jokes said in inappropriate situations is essential. If there's one thing I do consistently, it's try to make people laugh - even if it is just myself.



I am obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
What I’m doing with my life
My current life has just completed. Now I'm moving on to another life. I think I'll call this one "Dean" and buy an Impala.
I’m really good at
I'm adept at dropping obscure references and making witty comments in a very untimely manner. I also make great souvlaki, natural catastrophe relief and a father to a cat named P Footy. I can puzzle things out and puzzle plenty of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My imposing visage! Seriously. I'm an Ogre. Shrek is more or less a biography. Peel a layer off of me and what's underneath? More onion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of sci-fi/fantasy fiction, been getting into graphic novels of late, I read way too much politicking stuff (read my journal for an idea of my leanings) and I'm awfully glad the election season is over. I don't go to movies very often, but I make up for it by watching plenty at home. I like most anything that isn't shown on the Lifetime network or stars a country music/pop singer. If it has an undead creature or two, all the better.

Music, like most people, is a constant in my life. I drift between electronic (for example: Art of Noise), rap (Foreign Beggars), alt (VAST), classics (zep), etc. Ideally, I'll spend a night a week at a nearby pub listening to my favorite Irish crooner in town (Shay Veno.)

As for food, I'll tell you a story. I grew up thinking Jewish food was the worst. Every time I ate it at my grandmother's, it was terrible. So dry. So bland. So in need of a half-bottle of Heinz just to be palatable. I eventually confessed to my mom that I really didn't care for Jewish food because every time my grandmother served us, it was barely edible. My mom explained through a laugh that Jewish food is actually very good - my grandmother was just a terrible cook. Since then, I've determined all food has qualities I can like or dislike, they key is to finding a competent chef.

The six things I could never do without
- Cats
- Coffee
- Beauty
- Body Wash
- A Good Pair of Shoes
- A Great Pair of Jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Niagara Falls. NIAGARA FALLS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Toasting Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
'Tis how I hate this political season,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood
And do such bitter mudslinging as the campaigns
Would quake to look on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are in the job market:

ManosDelSino Inc. has an opportunity for a Partner in Crime (PiC). The ideal candidate would rock a skin-tight leather body suit, or at least have an aristocratic air in a Toga. Applicants should feel free to express opposing viewpoints openly while maintaining personal independence.

MdS Inc. is also now recruiting henchman for work in an exciting field. Great benefits including free uniforms, medical, dental, retirement and paid vacation. Must work some holidays.

Some openings may be available for Mad Scientists to work in factory setting.

ManosDelSino is an Equal Opportunity Employer.