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MantisTobogan

27 M Middle River, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't care for football or people who are spoiled.

Also, I'm more socially awkward on this site than in person. Funny how that works out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ya know, stuff. Things. Why spill all the beans here? Christ, that sounds shady. I have a job, kay?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic, quoting Its Always Sunny, finding the best sub-reddits, ect.

Generally useless shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look 16. It's a blessing and a curse, honestly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's no way to fill out this portion without sounding like a pretentious dick. But just to keep it interesting, I'll throw one from each out there.

Movie: The Road.
Shows: I recently started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it's fucking great.
Music: Been on a huge Sharon Van Etten kick lately.
Food: All the low carb food. But pizza is my weakness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Oxygen, let's be serious.
Beer.
Music.
Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Carbs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coffee and Netflix. Working every Saturday is a bummer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got into a physical altercation with Anthony Michael Hall. BOOM.

Also, I find feet repulsive. Gross.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to talk about how Rainer Maria is the most under rated band in the world.