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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-37
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Poet and novelist (guess which one pays the bills). Hand me your Rubik's cube, I'll solve it. I drink the finest whiskeys and cheapest beers. I got the Wu-Tang sword.
What I’m doing with my life
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I co-wrote a novel with my buddy Gavin. It's called War of the Encyclopaedists. It came out in May. You can find it wherever books are sold. Now that the publicity madness is over, we're working on a new novel set in Detroit. Being a full-time writer is new for me, and weird; I'm my own boss, and my boss works me ragged.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words, spreadsheets, teasing apart the fundamental threads of things, braggadocio, sincerity, ill flows, classic cocktails, suitcase living, cooking, playing devil's advocate, nihilism, wooing, tinkering with computers, failing better.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Does not give a fuck. Awesome beard, quick to laugh, not afraid of opening worm cans.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Borges, DFW, Louise Gluck, George Saunders, Mary Karr, Daniel Dennet, Hitchens.

The Wire, Big Lebowski, 5th Element, Rick and Morty, Curb your Enthusiasm, Steven Universe, Seven Samurai.

Action Bronson, Wu-Tang, Dylan, Cannonball Adderley, Sylvan Esso, Nina Simone, The Eels, Boards of Canada, Chance the Rapper.

Bakery Nouveau croissants, artichoke risotto (I'll make it for you), albacore sashimi, Pacifico, Campari, High West Rye.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My library, nice cookware, twenty-sided dice, philosophy of mind, running shoes, writing time, rule-breaking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nothingness at the heart of existence, how Triscuits are made, what will make this character leap off the page, what delicious thing we are going to eat tonight, hip-hop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing? I wish I was dancing. I'm probably at home, writing the next book, or at a quiet bar enjoying a drink and conversation with friends, or hosting a dinner party. I haven't lived on a weekday/weekend schedule since I quit my professor job in NYC. Tuesday might as well be Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea what I'm doing, why I'm doing it, or whether it will lead to long-term happiness.
You should message me if
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...the crow caws thrice under a harvest moon, or if you have some thoughts on the Fermi paradox, or if you've ever dreamt about a Car2Go running down a drunk brogrammer.