My name is John, however most people call me Johnny. I'm sarcastic about 80% of the time, but I'm also a really nice guy. I don't like fights and I hate drama, I'm pretty laid back and easy going.

A few things you should know about me:
Never smoked a cigarette in my whole life.
Never even tried hookah, don't plan on doing so.
Never done weed.
Never done any drug, unless you count alcohol.
And I also never will.

At the moment I work 35 hours a week on average and the rest of the time consists of me staying up all night, killing time. I don't really have a career planned out and I haven't been back to school since graduating highschool. Though I've considered working my way up to a management position at my current job.

My free time is spent playing various online games. My main ones are World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Guild Wars 2, and Diablo 3. I also enjoy dabbling in Magic: The Gathering on occasion.

Making people laugh. I can do a decent job through writing, but I can make everything so much funnier when you can actually hear me say it.

I think I usually have a very serious look on my face. It's my normal face and I can't help it.

Shows:
How I Met Your Mother
Seinfeld
King of Queens
30 Rock
The Office
Parks and Recreation

Music:
Senses Fail
Bayside
A Skylit Drive
The Ataris
Valencia
But I listen to everything, pretty much.

Food:
Spicy food! I love Mexican.

Movies:
Comedy
I don't like suspense and horror too much. That probably comes as a shock to you.

Books:
I really should read more often.

Friends.
Music.
Internet.
Sleep.
Car.
Cell Phone.

My future. What I'm gonna do with my life, where I want to settle down. I've always wanted to live in New York City, to be honest.

I also think about the past sometimes. Not so much what I would change, but to ask myself why things happened the way they did.

Either working or hanging out with a friend or two. I rarely go out to party, and parties aren't really my scene anyway. When friends are nowhere to be found, you can find me sitting in my room playing either League of Legends, World of Warcraft a bit, occasionally some Xbox games or their PC counterpart.

I've never been in a *real* relationship.

You're actually willing to take the time to get to know me.