Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know you ladies get 50 messages a day, as a result you really
don't have the time to read my profile. The truth is I have 5
seconds to make you laugh and then all I can do is hope you think
my photos are cute.
So how about this...I do my best to be awesome, lets meet face to
face and have a real conversation...I'll buy the drinks.
Ron Swanson can handle the rest..he actually has some pretty good
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honor: if you need it defined, you don’t have it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cultivating a manly musk puts opponent on notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My only official recommendations are US Army-issued mustache
trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two inch
axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart in his own car?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone
who doesn't deserve it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have Tattoos on your chest or boobs...I still have no
idea why women do that.
Who are you looking for?
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