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pdx_guy1098

34 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know you ladies get 50 messages a day, as a result you really don't have the time to read my profile. The truth is I have 5 seconds to make you laugh and then all I can do is hope you think my photos are cute.

So how about this...I do my best to be awesome, lets meet face to face and have a real conversation...I'll buy the drinks.

Ron Swanson can handle the rest..he actually has some pretty good answers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honor: if you need it defined, you don’t have it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cultivating a manly musk puts opponent on notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My only official recommendations are US Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart in his own car?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have Tattoos on your chest or boobs...I still have no idea why women do that.