Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rant time ... Sorry ...
1. If you are under 25, you are a child. I will not support you and
I am not interested in being a mom with benefits ... Gross!
2. If you are married then you should not be on a dating website
and you disgust me. You are not a real man.
3. No, I am not looking for a "Friend with Benefits" (we aren't
friends) and no, I do not want to F@&k ... Calling me obscene
names when I tell you no thanks will not change my mind.
If you are one of the above and contact me, I will block you.
Please don't misunderstand, I am not a bitter hag, I'm just losing
patience with the obnoxiousness. Apparently my profile is not clear
Rant over ... Thank you
I've been working way too much and am ready to get out and enjoy
life. I have a quick wit and a very warped and sarcastic sense of
humor. I love watching the Preds (even though I'm a little upset
with them this season), like riding my Yamaha FZR600, fishing and
going out on my boat on Percy Priest ... but make no mistake, I'm
still all girl and would like to be treated as such. I'm very
loyal, honest, straight forward, passionate (i am italian),
adventurous, caring, funny, and independent (although I hate doing
I pay my own bills and looking for the same in a partner. I don't
expect you to always pay so don't get offended if I occasionally
pick up the check.
I've been divorced for 6 years with no drama and no human children.
I do have two overly spoiled and rambunctious weenie dogs.
I love taking road trips, going to movies, going for walks, Dave
& Busters, any Zoo or Aquarium and trying out new restaurants.
I really do love the simple things in life and would love to find
someone to share them with.
I'd love to have the right man in my life but I'm not the type to
settle just to have A man in my life.
I don't date married men, sorry. No exceptions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unfortunately working too much. I need a little help "getting a
I work in correctional healthcare ... it's very interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... being ornery ... Hee hee. I'm good at lots of stuff so not sure
how to answer this. I used to country dance back in the day, I'm a
good shot with my 9mm, I can dress a wound. I'm a bit domestically
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my eyes and my long legs, the cougar tail on my
motorcycle jacket ... then I say something goofy :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big movie buff so love all kinds of movies. Current favorite
tv shows are Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Once
Upon a Time, Grimm.
Music depends on my mood. I just don't like rap, death metal or
anything too obnoxious. Love Nora Jones and stuff like that.
Food ... I like trying new things. I typically like the basics
(chicken, steak, etc) but love Mexican, Japanese, Steak houses,
good Italian. I like seafood but hate fish.
A man that can cook is super sexy :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That's a tough one and never is a long time ...
my loyal friends,
my cell phone,
and my big girl toys (don't be a pervert! I meant the boat,
motorcycle, guns, etc 😜)
Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What did I forget to do at work? I wonder if the weenie dog peed in
the house while I was sleeping? I wonder if the weather will be
nice enough this weekend to take the boat out or go ride with the
cougar pride? I wonder why some jerk complained about a cute
picture of my dachshund in a life-vest so OKCupid deleted it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing with a wiener dog on my lap playing Candy Crush or out on
the bike with the girls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm .... That's a tough one. I guess ask me and I'm sure I'll tell
you. I don't have many secrets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are serious about meeting me for the right reasons, aren't
looking for a sugar momma (I'm more of a Splenda Momma), aren't
looking for a hit it & quit it, don't have any warrants, have a
great sense of humor ... And you aren't married!
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.