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29 Rancho Cordova, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Feb 20, 2014
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Marcus. Introverted but fun to chill out with, I think at least. I'm here to make new friends, mainly. Blah blah blah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I got laid off and now I'm collecting unemployment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The computer. Whatever, who knows
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Vanity is a sin. Haha, sike. My eyes are hella pretty. Those pictures don't do them justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Master & Margarita, The Virgin Suicides, This Side of Paradise, Invisible Man, comics (Daniel Clowes mostly)

Ghost World, Rushmore, Dazed & Confused, Crooklyn (made me tear up a bit NGL) Superbad, The Faculty, etc.

Breaking Bad, Made Men, Boardwalk Empire

Lil B, Kanye West, Craft Spells, Beach Fossils, Wild Nothing, Tiger Trap, Sourpatch, Bloc Party, Yuck

I get upset stomachs a lot but I really love fast food, which is why my tummy is all fucked up, lmaooooo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access and then whatever else, I don't really care. If you have the internet you've pretty much got 76% of your bases covered.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am at work every Friday night unless it's a holiday or I get fired.*

*Lol, I got fired. Hit me up though
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really the one who dropped the screw in the tuna.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for Women who have no idea what they want out of life and are kind of living day to day. If that's you we will probably hit it off very well. People are always like "Yeah I'm looking for someone ambitious who knows what they want out of life" Naw, let's be real, I'm looking for the opposite. Hit me up if this is you, I mean it, we can be friends if you want.