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33 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:11am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A classically trained tradesmen and a retired amature soccer player.
Doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. All that means to me is that there's still room for more alcohol in the damn glass.

I'm so easy going it's pathetic. I like the dive bar scenes in the city' although it is getting harder to get my so called "friends" to come out with and frankly, I am not giving no more fucks about them. (Screw them!)

I've had some of the best times going bar hopping alone. It's a great coversation starter.

I'll have a damn good time just about everywhere with anyone.

Want to know more just ask, dammit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working downtown. A few small steps from public transportaion so I am very mobile and good to go. Or meet up near my work, although not my first choice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, telling inappropriate jokes, cutting my own hair, fixing things, picking drinks for any occasion, being a little rude, putting funny/offensive ringtones on my phone... Bit of a passion.
Apparently I like to smile a lot, as told by some of the guys from the gym. That wasen't weird at all (I like it!!!)
The first things people usually notice about me
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bad jokes, arms (my eyes are up here ladies), hopefully my smile, bluntness, derriere (I work on it!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything with Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Maher, Bill Nye, Sci Fri on NPR, Chelsea H. The Burn w/Jeff Ross, Amy Schumer, Whitney Cummings.
Archer, Justified.
Finding podcasts that are half way bareable

Guys movies, docs, the occasional romcom, only if it has nudity of course

anythting from El Farolito and The Original Thai BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
NOT in random order.

1. Beer.
2. Phone Apps.
3. Physical activity.
4. Beer.
5. Humor: Dirty/Dry/Roast
6. Coffee in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shit could be worse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully at a happy hour with someone who is bit fun, a little confident, a whole lotta attitude.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So many.
You should message me if
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You feel the urge.