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33 M San Francisco, CA

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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a classically trained tradesmen and a retired amature soccer player.
Doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. All that means to me is that there's still room for more alcohol in the

I'm so easy going it's pathetic. I like dive bar scene. Although it is getting harder to get my so called "friends" to come out with and frankly, I am not giving no more fucks.

I've had some of the best times going bar hopping alone. It's a great coversation starter.

I'll have a damn good time just about everywhere with anyone.

Want to know more just ask, dammit.
What I’m doing with my life
Working downtown. A few small steps from public transportaion so I am very mobile and good to go. Or meet up near my work, although not my first choice.
I’m really good at
Listening, telling inappropriate jokes, cutting my own hair, fixing things, picking drinks for any occasion, being a little rude, putting funny/offensive ringtones on my phone... Bit of a passion.
Apparently I like to smile a lot, as told by some of the guys from the gym. That wasen't weird at all (I like it!!!)
The first things people usually notice about me
my arms (my eyes are up here ladies), my smile, my witt, my derriere (I work on it!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything with Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Maher, Bill Nye, Sci Fri on NPR, Chelsea H. The Burn w/Jeff Ross, Amy Schumer, Whitney Cummings.
Archer, Justified, Suits to name a few

Guys movies, docs, the occasional romcom, only if it has nudity of course

anythting from El Farolito and The Original Thai BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
In random order.

1. Beer.
2. Phone Apps.
3. Physical activity.
4. Sex. Guess that should go under physical activity though.
5. Humor: Dirty/Dry/Roast
6. Coffee in the morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully at a happy hour with someone who is bit fun, a little confident, a whole lotta attitude.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel the urge to.