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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in SF raised in the peninsula.

Laid back, good outlook on life so far.

Glass half full, half empty? who gives, it just means more room for vodka.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Carpenter by trade (Fine, I'll help you with your damn artsy/crafty projects... just buy beer)

General Contractor. Which sounds cool.

And now an Operations Engineer downtown.

Like every other hipster in SF, I got a start up brewing as we speak.
Because I'm quite original that way.

I'll tell you more if you tell me a little 'but yourself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, telling inappropriate jokes, cutting my own hair, fixing things, picking drinks for any occasion

being a little rude,
putting funny/offensive ringtones on my phone... Bit of a passion really.

Apparently I like to smile a lot, as told by a nice gentleman from the gym.
It wasen't awkward at all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bad jokes, arms (my eyes are up here), smile, bluntness, my derriere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Maher, Bill Nye, Sci Fri on NPR, Chelsea H. Joe Rogan podcast, nerdist etc...
Finding podcasts that are half way bareable

Haven't been to the movies lately. :(

Anythting from El Farolito and The Original Thai BBQ. You should try it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
NOT in random order.

1. Beer.
2. Apps. (Hulu, Netflix, Chive, etc.)
3. Physical activities.
4. Science!
5. Humor: Dirty/Dry/Roast
6. Coffee in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things to think about

Bacon... beer... if there's bacon/beer a brewing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a happy hour with someone(s).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please have some remote sense of humor, also sarcasm is so much fun, dammit.
It makes for a much more interesting time. Muchas Gracias.