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37 Leeds, UK Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 3:30am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello. Are you nice? If so, you're my kind of man.

Things I love: Reading, writing (not arithmetic, though - don't get me wrong, it's done me no harm, but I have no strong emotions towards it), dancing, walking, shopping, eating everything that crosses my path, chatting with friends and strangers, watching 1980s' romantic comedies, singing, people-watching, mooching about, travelling on trains, and my mum.

Just to clarify: I love my mum, not travelling on my mum.

Things I don't love: terracotta, those brown leather buttons you get on Aran cardigans (death-heads, I like to call them), mushrooms and risotto. But, above all these horrific things: mushroom risotto.

Please don't judge me on the 'replies selectively' thing. If you were getting messages like 'Fancy getting bummed?', you'd be selective too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage a comic book festival and I do part-time work for a few film festivals and general artsy guff. While not doing that I play in a few bands and watch lots of films and go to lots of gigs and eat all the foods.
I’m really good at
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Making the most annoying sound in the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My two boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite book ever is Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides about a hermaphrodite - you must read it immediately. Favourite films are Ghostbusters and The Life Aquatic; basically if you stick Bill Murray in it I'm golden. Don't own a telly, but love Game of Thrones, Archer and Breaking Bad. Fave bands at the moment are Smog, Dan Deacon, New Pornographers, Gruff Rhys, Sparks, Andrew WK. Food - marmite on toast by a country mile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One and a half kit-kats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do birds sing so gay?
Oh, and STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the kitchen at parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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you want to meet an annoying, broody woman.

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