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24 San Diego, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:25pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm not here to make friends...I'm here to WIN!

****Update: I buzzed my head!

The things that stand out about me are pretty arbitrary. I love dannon coffee yogurt, for instance. I'm too finicky for actual coffee, but I love the taste (and coffee flavored everything). I'm not a drinker or a smoker and I enjoy things/people like Eddie Izzard, David Bowie, and Rocky Horror. I am fairly good at scrabble. I have a strong affinity for Harry Potter, the boy who raised me. I adore the Beatles and (in sickeningly hipster fashion) have the white album on vinyl.

I don't think I could live without the beach and the sun, but I'm super white so of course it's a love/hate thing. I practice Krav Maga, and, no, that does not mean I will beat you up on command. One of my guilty pleasures is watching trailers. My youtube suggestions are pretty much just all trailers and clips of Tina Fey/Amy Poehler. I can say elephant in almost 40 languages. I have a lot of fun embarrassing stories. I also like to listen to the mo money mo problems station on pandora when I fold laundry.

How do I put this? You know how everyone ever says, "I'm so chill and laid back?" Well, I am not chill, I am not "laid back," and I am not spontaneous. I am pretty routined and I love a good plan. That's not to say that I can't deviate. I am very spontaneous within the framework of a predetermined activity. All I'm saying is don't be surprised when I don't jump in a car to go to Mexico for the day with friends. That shit takes planning, yo!


Tons of nick names. My favorite being MargBot Danger Goat
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for as an outreach worker for a community clinic here in SD. I am very passionate about public health and am sort of a public health nerd. Especially, sexual health promotion.

I collect fortune cookie fortunes. You might say... i'm very... fortunate? also foreign coins, i collect those too.

I sometimes make elaborate snapchat art. No joke. Art.

I would label myself as queer. If you have questions about what that means, totally fine. But if you had an immediate negative reaction, please don't message me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Travel, learning how to say elephant in different languages, talking. God, I don't know. I'm getting pretty good at Krav Maga. Does that count? And Scrabble. I love me some scrabble

The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't suffer fools and I am very upfront.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Happy Potter (books)
Movies: City of God, Labyrinth, Anchorman, really though, there are too many movies. I adore movies. oh *** Wes Anderson Movies for sure! Oh yeah, Hot Rod. Cool Beans. Get on my level with this, please.
Shows: 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec, Modern Family, So You Think You Can Dance (I'm embarrassed about this one), Orange is the New Black
Music: Beatles and then way too much more to list
Food: Sushi every day and night (not not really cause ain't no one got time for that)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, sleep, sex, beach, friends, and cliches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the life, the universe and everything...42

Also: what happens when Pinocchio says, "my nose will grow now"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate feet. Never touch my feet, don't make me touch your feet, and everything will be copacetic

Also, I greatly prefer to pee with the door to the bathroom open. It's way better that way!
You should message me if
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1. I hardly drink. It is unwise to ask me to drinks (but I totally still have tons fun! All I'm saying is to be a bit more creative with the ask if you choose to ask)
2. Please don't be as boring as white bread. I know that is pretty meaningless, but I don't know -- just don't.
3. I'm very driven by my social passions (read: I'm glad if you're pro-choice, but it would be great if that was an issue of importance to you as well. To be clear, I am fiercely pro-choice)
4. I'm very idealistic and I try to maintain some positivity. Please don't try to crush that. I get it, the world sucks. I get it, my work makes very little actual impact. Don't tell me those things because I will disagree.
5. I don't like guns. Don't tell me they are the great equalizer. I don't want to go learn to shoot a gun with you. I don't care how sexy they make a woman look. No guns.
6. If you like rape jokes, we won't get along.
7. I'm a very sexual person and I'm open about my sexuality. Sex is something I'm interested in from a very academic perspective. Be respectful and mature, please.
8. If you say things like, "I'm pretty easy going" or "I'm pretty laid back," then you confuse me. What does that even mean!? not everyone can be easy going. (Same goes for, "I'm chill"). Like, I'd like to see what happens when you lose your phone. Still laid back?
9. If you spell girl with a "u" or write in text speak when sending a message, I likely won't respond.
10. If you are MRA (men's rights activist) in any way, you best search elsewhere.
11. All due respect, please, no military
12. If you copy and paste your messages...just don't. It's always really obvious.
13. If this list sounded like a diatribe, we won't get along.