Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not here to make friends...I'm here to WIN!
The things that stand out about me are pretty arbitrary. I love
dannon coffee yogurt, for instance. I'm too finicky for actual
coffee, but I love the taste (and coffee flavored everything). I'm
not a drinker or a smoker and I enjoy things/people like Eddie
Izzard, David Bowie, and Rocky Horror. I am fairly good at
scrabble. I have a strong affinity for Harry Potter, the boy who
raised me. I adore the Beatles and (in sickeningly hipster fashion)
have the white album on vinyl.
I don't think I could live without the beach and the sun, but I'm
super white so of course it's a love/hate thing. I practice Krav
Maga, and, no, that does not mean I will beat you up on command.
One of my guilty pleasures is watching trailers. My youtube
suggestions are pretty much just all trailers and clips of Tina
Fey/Amy Poehler. I can say elephant in almost 40 languages. I have
a lot of fun embarrassing stories. I also like to listen to the mo
money mo problems station on pandora when I fold laundry.
How do I put this? You know how everyone ever says, "I'm so chill
and laid back?" Well, I am not chill, I am not "laid back," and I
am not spontaneous. I am pretty routined and I love a good plan.
That's not to say that I can't deviate. I am very spontaneous
within the framework of a predetermined activity. All I'm saying is
don't be surprised when I don't jump in a car to go to Mexico for
the day with friends. That shit takes planning, yo!
Tons of nick names. My favorite being MargBot Danger Goat
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
**Update! I now work for as an outreach worker for a community
clinic here in SD. I am very passionate about public health and am
sort of a public health nerd. Especially, sexual health
I collect fortune cookie fortunes. You might say... i'm very...
fortunate? also foreign coins, i collect those too.
I'm just going to interject this here: I dislike the label "bi." I
am what I am and I'm attracted to all sorts of people. "Bi" is a
bit...binary, wouldn't you say?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Travel, learning how to say elephant in different languages,
talking. God, I don't know. I'm getting pretty good at Krav Maga.
Does that count? And Scrabble. I love me some scrabble
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't suffer fools and I am very upfront.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Happy Potter (books)
Movies: City of God, Labyrinth, Anchorman, really though, there are
to many movies. I adore movies. oh *** Wes Anderson Movies for
sure! Oh yeah, Hot Rod. Cool Beans. Get on my level with this,
Shows: 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec, Modern Family, So You
Think You Can Dance (I'm embarrassed about this one), Orange is the
Music: Beatles and then way too much more to list
Food: Sushi every day and night (not not really cause ain't no one
got time for that)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, sleep, sex, beach, friends, and cliches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the life, the universe and everything...42
Also: what happens when Pinocchio says, "my nose will grow now"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate feet. Never touch my feet, don't make me touch your feet,
and everything will be copacetic
Also, I greatly prefer to pee with the door to the bathroom open.
It's way better that way!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. I hardly drink. It is unwise to ask me to drinks (but I totally
still have tons fun! All I'm saying is to be a bit more creative
with the ask if you choose to ask)
2. Please don't be as boring as white bread. I know that is pretty
meaningless, but I don't know -- just don't.
3. I'm very driven by my social passions (read: I'm glad if you're
pro-choice, but it would be great if that was an issue of
importance to you as well. To be clear, I am fiercely
4. I'm very idealistic and I try to maintain some positivity.
Please don't try to crush that. I get it, the world sucks. I get
it, my work makes very little actual impact. Don't tell me those
things because I will disagree.
5. I don't like guns. Don't tell me they are the great equalizer. I
don't want to go learn to shoot a gun with you. I don't care how
sexy they make a woman look. No guns.
6. If you like rape jokes, we won't get along.
7. I'm a very sexual person and I'm open about my sexuality. Sex is
something I'm interested in from a very academic perspective. Be
respectful and mature, please.
8. If you say things like, "I'm pretty easy going" or "I'm pretty
laid back," then you confuse me. What does that even mean!? not
everyone can be easy going. (Same goes for, "I'm chill"). Like, I'd
like to see what happens when you lose your phone. Still laid
9. If you spell girl with a "u" or write in text speak when sending
a message, I likely won't respond.
10. If you are MRA (men's rights activist) in any way, you best
11. All due respect, please, no military
12. If you copy and paste your messages...just don't. It's always
13. If this list sounded like a diatribe, we won't get along.
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