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MarijuanaMegan

22 / F / straight / Single

Long Beach, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Full figured
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Lather, Rinse, and Repeat.

My Self-Summary

My name is Megan and I am a crazy red headed stoner party girl who is always up for a good time. I love to party and smoke the reefer. Underneath it all however I am a huge nerd. I love to read, watch movies, and play the stand up bass. My friends and I are starting a blue grass band called the Jugettes. I also really love to watch couple's figure skating alone in my room. That sounds normal right? I love anything creepy oriented and I am obsessed with Halloween. If this whole paragraph interested you more than scared you read on.

What I’m doing with my life

Just a month ago I got back from traveling in Italy Amsterdam Germany and then Hawaii. I am about to start work at the queen mary in the lbc. That's right haunted boats=best working environments. Also I have finally decided that I want to be a stand up comedian so I am working on some material and soon will start trying to get myself out there. Besides that I am always just having a good time.

I’m really good at

Smoking anything but crack and oregano
Drinking people under the table (it's the irish blood in me)
Making people laugh
T-rex and/or Molly Shannon impressions
Costumes
Outing seemingly straight men
Networking
Job interviews (I know disgusting but still true)

The first things people usually notice about me

To be honest my hair my tits and my voice

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I love movies books tv and all that bull shit. Anybody who is a huge movie or just any kind of trivia nerd is always good by me. Ultimately I'll just give you my basic favorites. That's all anybody wants anyways.

Favorite Color:Orange
Favorite Food:Anything high
Favorite Book:Harry Potter
Favorite Movie:Pulp Fiction
Favorite Comic:X-men
Music: Anything that isn't too screamer or too emo but I generally like 70's classic rock and 90's hip hop and rap the best

The six things I could never do without

1)Friends
2)Weed
3)Food
4)Booze
5)Sex
6)Love

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything from the stupid info-commercial shit to the profound 2012 spirituality shit.

On a typical Friday night I am

Getting drunk and high with my ladies looking good and finding, throwing, or at a party.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I was a phone sex operator for four months.

You should message me if

You get high!! Your a sexy jewish or black man!! Your an outgoing tall nerd who wears glasses!! Your obsessed with Harry Potter!!