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Marika-o-matic

22 F Samson, AL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey baby....@rikitiki35 instagram
A COOKIE with milk and a full body massage FOR WHOMEVER READS TO THE END OF THIS PROFILE :-)
>>>>You MUST love chocolate women like myself :)
Don't keep coming back to visit if you ain't gon say hi >:/
P.S. You probably won't make it to the end :)!!!!!

WELL >>>>
Marika is tha name and being different is tha game. I am independent and have my own place, car and money so keep yours!!! :)
I AM A COUNTRY GIRL and I WILL CALL YOU BABE, HUN, OR SHUG...don't take it personal. I'M WANTED...dead or alive......... I think guys with babies are cute but if they baby momma start trippin....some ass i'll be whippin. I DO want kids so if you have them it's way fine :) What else? hmmmm I believe in interracial EVERYTHING.....I'm even gonna have a tye-dye wedding one day!! I love ALL of you........no matter what color crayon you are!! If you judge ppl because of their skin.....you are an asshole. I hate racist idiots. Grow up. Tell your parents to stay outta your relationship too. I am very sweet and lovable so try me? If you don't fish, hunt, or ride dirt roads OR are smart, sweet, honest, say ain't or ya'll...leave me alone. No one compares to us COUNTRY GIRLS! City boys are ok...sorta...kinda....well....nah....maybe....a lil bit....

-I am very very picky AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN ME FOR LOOKS!!! Ew like, that makes me cry sometimes not really but still. I am caring but if you hurt me, it's easy to stop. I hate liars.......I LOVE THE TRUTH no matter how painful :) I'm really smart and a deep thinker. I love deer meat and short slow walks on the beach. hmmmm.....let me think

Wait, there's more. I WANT A REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A REAL MAN. Is there a Mr. Right? Nah, i know there isn't but he has to have a cousin or something.... I want to be loved. I'm JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS when it comes to wanting a perfect relationship but I'm smart enough to know no one is perfect. And I can't be taken at face value. I know, I know, I'm pretty :/ Is that all you see? Figured..... I want to be loved. I want you to love my flaws and imperfections as well as my best features. I want you to respect me like I do you. I just wanna be able to lay in your arms as I please. I want you to text me and call me to say hi. You know, I want you to let me know how much I mean to you! Trust me, honey...I can take care of my man. I'm trying to better myself. Either support me or LEAVE :) That's all......Well in this box that's all. THAT WAS LONG WASN'T IT?
What I’m doing with my life
I am an aspiring Lumber Jack :) minus the beard.......with an ax
And I have an awesome ninja sword. It's shiny. Real Shiny. And I just got a goat :)

This is not what I'm doing with my life but i have to have some secrets, right?
I’m really good at
Singing country music. And writing. And giving back massages. Kissing. Listening. Talking. Eating. Drinking sweet tea. sticking out my tongue. dancing. falling. screaming. loving. walking. looking at things. sneezing. blinking. kicking. Sleeping. saying words and sarcasm

and
pressing
the
enter
button
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice........It's always the voice....................ALWAYS
My sense of humor
my voice
my teeth
my kitten
my shoe lace
my voice
my nose
my chapstick
my ipod
my sweet tea
my voice
my tattoo
my forearm
my yard
my American Dad
my tv
my tongue ring
my liver
my voice
my eye lashes
my cup of milk
my pinky ring
my shot glass
my robot
my voice
my lips
My cookie
My left eye
My milkshake
And my height......I AM A BEAST. A CHOCOLATE BEAST <5'11>
------> No one really notices most of those things : / <------
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? I write not read :/ and I love the Halloween movies and any Will Ferrell movie. I love rock music, country and techno and anything bouncy. I like to eat rice..........and fruit and noodles and carrots.......and snow cones and popsicles.
The six things I could never do without
GOD
phone with charger
car with keys and gas
blanket and teddy bear
food and water and shelter
and a magic notepad so I can get more things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bon Jovi and how sexy our kids would be
Trace Adkins and how sexy our kids would be
Billy Currington and how he let me down easy

my future and GREAT IMPORTANT LOVING sex. why?
....sex can bring a couple closer...well..."making love" will and if I find the right person....we will have to build a relationship strong enough to enjoy each other like that!!!!! You know what I'm sayin? I don't wanna focus on sex at first I wanna build that bond. I love pleasing my man but sex isn't a must so if that's what you are on my profile for TURN BACK NOW I think a lot about my perfect relationship....have yet to find it.
-----I think about my future and I think about all the mistakes I've made......ew
-----I think about having a cute ass son and gorgeous daughter.
....And why do i always attract the jerks and weirdos????? This makes me sad :( enough to cry but not really so yea...

And, I just had a talk with my aunt today and she's concerned as to why I'm still single. She thinks I need a man to take charge and put me in my place. Ha! I know right? That's what I said. But anywho, so if ya come at me, ya gotta be a real gentleman. Not a loser dork face one -.-

------->I need a hero
On a typical Friday night I am
watching tv in bed with my blankie
texting to tha max
playing with my tongue ring.....bad habit on Fridays
lookin at stars
jumping
walking
talking
baking
shopping
jump roping
fishing
sitting
trying to find bonfires
writing
daydreaming about mr. right <3
Eating noodles
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I LOVE WHITE GUYS <3 they are cute but any color is amazing
----- I am still scared of the dark
--I'm wild but working on being a Christian <----- oh yea!
I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC......LOVE IT
-----I feel alone 78% of the time because I don't/never had a stable person in my life.
-I love military men. They.....they rock....my socks
---I'm really picky
-------I kissed a girl and I liked it <3
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
------>you don't belong on Catfish

you see more than my looks :/
you are NEAR me or don't mind driving to me sometimes
you have all your fingers
you eat and drink
you like cookies as much as I do
you are not racist :/
-Why do bunches of ppl visit but not say hi?
HOW DARE YOU VISIT AND NOT SAY HI >:O
Sorry I yelled :(
-But seriously I can see who visits and if you keep returning and say nothing...that's stalkerish and if I message you and you look at my profile and don't at least say something...that's rude and kinda annoying :/ ......I'm just sayin
---I'm pretty nice :) sorta kinda
I love you very much because......
YOU FINISHED READING MY PROFILE!!!!!