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Marissippi

22 F Denton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Leave your stupid shit at the fucking door. Don't message me for sum fuk, or other unserious bullshit. If you message me, I will read your profile and judge the shit out of it, because I'm not going to waste my time. Now lets be honest, we make OKcupid accounts because we are lonely sad fucks who can't fuck the girl or guy that we want to be with so we sit here on our asses, hoping that the person that is going to actually matter will just show up. Well, I've kind of given up on this whole notion, Do not message me unless you have read my profile.. I'm cocky to all the degrees of the word but I'm tired of going out on these dates and coming out of it with a free meal but nothing that excites me.

Let me first congratulate you for actually reading before you messaged me about my pretty face. I’m pretty awesome to tell you straight up. :) I’m a pretty happy person and particularly friendly and bold. I wish I could say I don’t give a shit bout nothing but in all honesty that kind of life doesn’t suit my style.

I enjoy sharing videos, music, drawings (I give you them only if I like you a lot), art, thoughts, corny jokes, bad memes, and sheer youtube. I mean probably my ideal date would consist of a willing person, a laptop, a projector and the internet. Prepare thy self for a wonderful time unless you stare too much at my breasts. In which case I probably won’t notice so do it anyways but if I catch you, 20 points from Gryffindor. I'm kind of a huge dork but I mean, butts, what are ya can ya do? But. I'm pretty awesome too. Also I haven't seen alot of "Important" movies and junk so hey cut me a break. Would love to watch new movies though! Expand my knowledge! I demand it!

I’m a good person in short; I help when people ask for help, do things without being asked, pretty thoughtful. And I absolutely love philosophy and logical thinking. Moral debates are my to go to brood about place. I don’t particularly follow any faith but I do believe in the balance of opposites and I also believe in the essence of what makes humans human.

Other than that if you don’t have the same humor as me you should probably step because I’m not gonna deal with making jokes that go over your head or that you think are dumb, but you're dumb for not getting my references and internet mumbo jumbo, I can't help myself.. So umm Do me a favor

watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K793nF3csgQ

Things you must of watched before messaging me.

Seriously. Check this stuff out if you haven't

Dr.Tran

Two best friends play

GameGrumps

teamfourstar

Yugioh Abridged

Secert Agent Bob's shit.

Oney

Egoraptor

I'm a huge follower of commentators Let's plays on Youtube because I lack the skill (Patience) and the equipment (I haven't bought an PS3 or Xbox yet). But I have fun whenever I can.

FOR EXAMPLE. I tried playing league of legends.. I'm the worst...XD

Well I'm decent support. But thats no fun especially if I play like I'm a mop.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to UNT to get a BA in Studio Art, Drawing. I also am extremely interested in becoming a biology technician, so I may do double majors. What would you be if you could be a scientist, and then draw? My overall dreams is to become as successful as I can become and teach. Teach college and then retire to teach High School arts because I believe that most people are interested in art but have bad teachers that put them down instead of a healthy amount of passion and encouragement. That's what I want to do with my life. I also, want to help find a cure for cancer since my father was diagnosed in 2012.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am awesome at drawing and art in general. But I really love being creative. I'm epicly amazing at blowing bubbles from gum. And I am good at singing in the shower, the kitchen, while cooking, and some video games. I love singing the Bohemian Rhapsody I like starting conversations with people that are strangers, eventually I make them laugh and everything is tip top.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have awesome curly hair, and I'm super mega awesome with my humor. It varies. I have a wide range. Usually it's sarcastically insane. Some people notice if they're lucky, that I care a lot more than I put out on show. They also might wonder why I'm laughing uncontrollable out of no where, it's call ADHD, I have it. OOO LOOK A SQUIRREL
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
List of Artist I listen to Regularly.
Pendulum - I love..them so much..!
Muse - I also love them too.
Oh Land- Love her
Little Boots- Love her
Lights- Love her
Florrie- Love her
Queen of Hearts - Love her
Girl Talk - Awesome mash ups
Super Smash Bros. - More awesome Mash ups
Sub Focus
Bob Sinclar - Regge is good for the soul
Friendly Fires
Mika
Netsky- Drum n Bass
Blackmill
Owl City
Swimming with Dolphins
Cut Copy
Doves
Robyn
Goldfrapp
Frou Frou
Mumford & Sons
The Killers
The Smiths
Angels & Airwaves
Sum 41
Keane
Blue October
Brandon Flowers
White Lies
Combichrist - Only when I'm pissed

I dig indie rock, hip hop, drum n bass, electronic, ambient, classic rock, new songs, and oldies. And then.. 1960s songs.

I love action movies. Comedy is a high ranked listing on my liking scale. I like documentaries aswell since I was obsessed with The Animal Planet channel as a kid.

I watch ARCHER, Bob's Burgers, The Walking Dead, Bones, Stand Up Comedy, The Colbert Report, Malcom in the Middle, Medium, Grounded for Life, My Wife and Kids, iCarly, That's 70s show, Meet the Browns, Scrubs, House, Glee, Family Guy, Tosh.O, Dexter, ADVENTURE TIME, Regular Show, True Blood, Game of Thrones, and The Amazing World of Gumball, Powerpuff Girls, Courage the Cowardly Dog and my little pony [pinkie pie ftw]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Right arm/hand, thats where all of my drawings and art comes from.

My dad, he means the world to me.

My Music. Not just anyone's music will do.

My upbeat humorous self. I don't think I would be happy living someone else's life.

Friends. They also mean alot to me and I'm a good friend to have.

Internet. without it I couldn't read about video games and facebook stalk people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time laughing at what I'm thinking about. I don't think you can handle it.

Lately. I've been obsessed with zombies. Invasion of any kind. I need to learn more skills. Prepare.. Prepare dammit!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I just don't have things to do other than YouTube AND Art. I art while I Youtube, it gets pretty wild.. Sometimes I stay at home and bang my head against the keyboard to see if I can make words with my forehead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am extremely bold. I don't dick around with anything, even dicks.. I never saw Forest Gump until I was 15. And I had never been to the ocean until I was 16. I went to Kitty-hawk, North Carolina and I've been scared of the ocean since. It was pretty ironic how much I wanted to actually go see the ocean for the very first time and then being retardedly scared of it. Ahhh! I'm being sucked in!(Thats what he said) It's so HUUUGE! (That's what she said)
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like a really awesome, funny, sweet, sarcastic, honest girl in your life. But seriously, I'm not on this site to meet people to fuck, I am looking for a committed relationship.

I'm bisexual because I'm attracted to both genders and pretty much open to a good relationship from either side.

I am looking for someone to fall in love with.. And manage to stay interested in them. Someone who is so awesome that they reflect my awesome and we just explode and get naked every time we say the words, "Oh fuck you.." and then I have to scream, "PINEAPPLE!"

If you enjoy making the best out of life or if you just feel down and looking for some cheering up. Just head on down to the Candy Mountain cave. If you can watch a person just try their best to make your life just a little bit more awesome (errr). And if you aren't a rapist, that would help alot.

If you are a couple looking for fun, skip me, I'm not interested.

If you are a serious person about politics, I'm not interested.

If you are a felon, I'm not interested.

If you have video games, a sense of humor and identity, and don't mind a plump woman who knows how to cook a hot delicious meal, and tells people to fuck off then I'm interested.