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56 M Chandler, AZ

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from university
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Has a kid
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am the King of the Introverts, but not solitary or shy: I enjoy making new personal connections, I engage quickly with people, I get along great with everybody (except mean people), I have a wide variety of intellectual interests, and I'm a great conversationalist.

I've got integrity up the wazoo: I mean what I say, and say what I mean, and I'm as honest and open as I can possibly be.

I've been a non-conformist before I knew what that was, and I have a profound sense of individuality. I think it's because of this that I have an affinity for the unique, the different, the outlier.

I have an ample supply of healthy skepticism: I continually reevaluate everything going on around me, including me and my own thinking.

I have no supernatural beliefs.

Humor is a personal strength and daily priority: I can make myself laugh all by my lonesome, and I'm even more effective with company. It would be great to find someone to share the levity with.

I'm also the early to bed and early to rise type, and I've been that way since the olden days, so if having a partner who's a night owl is important to you, I will bum you out.

I'm rebellious and iconoclastic: I'll poke fun at just about anything, myself included.

Little things mean a lot to me: I appreciate a kind word, a thoughtful gesture, or an honest compliment more than anything you could buy in a store.

I love working out hard, and do it every day.

I appreciate genuineness and authenticity, and people who have consistency of thought, word, and action.

I'm extremely liberal, both politically, and socially. And highly idealistic.

I prefer to meet people where they are, and I actively avoid having expectations on who or what people should be. Outside of the extremes of negative behavior, I feel I don't have the right to judge anyone for anything, and I feel I'm more content with life because of it.

Excellent two-way communication is extremely important to me, so ideally, I'd love to find someone - if we both choose to - to have an intelligent or interesting conversation with, every day.

And for anyone interested in the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, my personality type is INFP.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to live it with as much dignity as I can. And as Joseph Campbell suggested, trying to follow my bliss. It's not always easy because my bliss is a moving target.

There's a quote I like that sums this up:

"What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with really snappy comebacks fifteen minutes after the opportunity to use them has passed.

I am the master of the self-checkout lane. People have been moved to tears by my skills (particularly with fruits and vegetables).

I excel at putting my wallet through the wash.

I can ponder junk like you read about.

I also make what could possibly be the world's most lovable bulgur-bran muffins.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Actually, I'm not 100% sure what the first thing people notice about me is. I'd love to know.

If I had to make an educated guess, I think people who don't know me might think that I am reserved and quiet. But like many introverts, what's observed on the outside of me is the exact opposite of what's on the inside of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I prefer non-fiction to fiction. The best book I ever read was Paul Revere's Ride by by David Hackett Fischer. It's historical, but reads like fiction. You should read it and like it too, or I will pinch you.

Movies: For six years, No Country for Old Men was number one on my list of favorite movies. 12 Years a Slave knocked it from its lofty perch.

As a general rule, I don't watch any movies with either Kevin Costner, Richard Gere, or Hugh Grant in them.

TV shows: Bill Maher is the high point of the week. I also like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Other than that, I'll look for something educational, informative, or meaningful to watch.

Music: I can handle everything except country and opera. I'd rather listen to contemporary popular music (preferring R & B) than the stuff I listened to back in the day. I think what's happening now is more interesting than what used to be popular.

Food: I prefer food that is simple and cooked well over the elegant and cooked well. I would prefer a well-prepared burger, pizza, or burrito over something really fancy.

I also really, really love mashed potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things I could never do without are M&M's, The Legend of Zelda, pickled jalapeños, coffee, exercise, and the New York Giants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mashed potatoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rowing my boat, gently down the steam.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly despise the Trivago man.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you are humbly intelligent, independent, liberal, you have a great sense of humor, and you are in good physical shape.

You can also message me if you like Cocoa Krispies.

Or mashed potatoes.