In english. There are two kinds of people on earth :
those who like this video : http://youtu.be/v2Zbs56AKYs
those who prefer this video : http://youtu.be/0bZW9PbYYmQ
I still don't know where I stand

En français. Je cherche encore la meilleure réplique pour commencer la conversation, voici les finalistes :

- Hey, mademoiselle ! Je suis perdu, tu sais pas où c’est la rue des Bisous ?
- Bonjour, c’est la police internationale. Je vous arrête pour excès de beauté.
- Mademoiselle, vous êtes tellement belle, vous ressemblez à un tableau de Picasso.
- Ton père tenait pas une usine de Cracottes ? Parce que t’es trop craquante !
- Salut, je m’appelle Prince et je suis charmant ! Il paraît que tu me cherches ?
- Mains en l’air, contrôle de culotte !
- Hé, tu as vu l'éclair ? C'est le coup de foudre que j'ai eu pour toi.

I am a journalist, TV show addict and kind of a geek.

- rewriting your essay, article or novel
- hiking (as long as my legs are holding up)
- playing poker (well, not so good to be honest)
- listening (I like chatty girls)
- recording and editiong your birthday's video
- picking a graphic novel or comic book you REALLY must read

I speak loud but I am a pretty decent guy

(I hate this part... Here are the first things that comes to my mind)
One graphic novel : Maus, one of the most impressive work about WWII
One TV show : The West Wing, especially the episodes starring Mary-Louise Parker
One book : any Grisham pageturner, A Time to kill being his best
One movie : Pulp Fiction ("I give my mother foot massages")
One drink : a cold beer on a summer's day
One dish : a moroccan tajine (lamb, almond, apricots)
One music : Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah because it's OK to be sad sometimes

- news
- girls
- tomatoes and mozarella
- coffee
- reading a newspaper and drinking coffe while a girl prepare a salad with tomatoes and mozarella

... what it would be to travel through space using black holes and Hoggs bosons

I sometimes spend time reading Wikipedia notices. For fun.