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MarkLeathers

27 M Chico, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Khmer (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Mark, I work graveyard shifts as a night-watchman at a retirement home and as a stand-up comedian. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I try not to take life too seriously. I'm very honest, loyal, and a good friend. My work schedule makes it difficult to get out and meet new people, so I figured I'd give this a shot. If you would like to know more just ask.
My life is like an open book, just not a best seller... Yet!
(I'd title it: I'm Not A Serial Killer)
What I’m doing with my life
Currently employed at a retirement home as security.
Working towards being a professional comedian.
I spend a lot of my free time writing.
Playing bass guitar.
Not murdering strangers I meet on the internet.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Writing
Bass guitar
Not making it put the lotion on its skin...
(I assure you it won't ever get the hose again)
The first things people usually notice about me
How would I know what other people notice about me?
Hold on let me ask my roommate... He said: "You're ugly?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Movies

Movies: The Book Was Better

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Stand-up comedy, Louie, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park.

Music: Primus, Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, Pantera...
Mostly metal or anything with a funky bass line.

Food: If it's edible, I'll probably eat it... but fish creep me out.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Music
Family
Friends
Pens
Paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life on other planets
Life on this planet
Clouds...
Not murdering strangers I meet on the internet
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, making strangers laugh, or definitely not lurking outside your house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a chubby chaser... They run out of breath quicker.
My perfect woman has brains, heart, courage, and isn't homeless.
Pretty much everything the cast of The Wizard Oz was looking for.
Knowing my luck, I'll end up with the dead witch under the house.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy laughing and don't take life too seriously.
If you're looking for a good friend or something more.
If you can make me laugh ;)
If you don't murder strangers you meet on the internet.