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23 M Cambridge, MA

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Today – 8:10am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey y'all. My name's Mark, and I am a recent graduate and part-time temp working in Boston. Best way to describe myself would be to say that I am an anti-authoritarian rabble-rouser and all around ne'er-do-well.

I enjoy cooking, zines, and Russian novelists. I'm always on the lookout for tasty books, so if you've got a solid recommendation, I'd always love to hear it. If you want to talk about logical inconsistencies in TV shows, get at me.

I like to say that I one of everything, and I'm super interested in history, punk rock, cartography, and books. Had I gone to a different college I would have majored in Classics and I used to be damn near fluent in Latin and Ancient Greek, but at this point I've lost most of it. In the past I've been fairly involved in labor and student issue organizing at my school.

I consider myself to be a recovering nerd. In high school I played D&D with my Latin teacher after school on Fridays. Clearly wicked cool. My biggest guilty pleasures are bad horror movies, Brat pack movies, and old riot-folk songs.

I was very fortunate growing up to have access to all of the things that interest me, so I try to be aware of my privileges. Solidarity and proper ally-ship(ness? ity?) are things that I hold to be very important.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find out how to be most useful. It's a rough go of it being a Generalist in a Specialist's world but men and hammers and cliches.

I'm ideally looking to get into non-profit work. Lotsa good opportunities for folk who want to help organizations to real good and challenge systems of hierarchy and what-not.
I’m really good at
Bragging about myself on the Internet. Going on tangents and tying them back into the original point.

I like history. I endlessly bore my friends with stories and facts that they would never care about.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the strong opinions or the encyclopedic knowledge of useless bullshit pertaining to things that no one else cares about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
See anything that pops out to you, I'm always happy to talk about pretty much anything.

Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse, Dr. Zhivago by Boris Pasternak, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Debt: The First 5000 Years by David Graeber, America Beyond Capitalism by Gar Aplerowitz, Caliban and the Witch by Silvia Frederici, Death of the Liberal Class by Chris Hedges, The Culture Code by Clotaire Rapaille, The Assassination of Julius Ceaser by Michael Parenti, Anything by William Blake, Guyland by Michael Kimmel, The Man in the High Castle by Philip K Dick, Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky

Wristcutters, Much Ado About Nothing, Zombieland, Cabin In The Woods, Midnight is Paris, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. Old bad horror movies are the best ever (Everyone who has ever felt bad about something they did needs to see The Undertaker and His Pals).

Archer, Rome, Spartacus, Better Off Ted, Farscape, Firefly, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Rescue Me, The Tudors, Misfits, Borgia, Battlestar Galatica

The Menzingers, Murder By Death, Johnny Hobo and The Freight Trains, Anais Mitchell, Meatloaf, Queen, Modena City Ramblers, Frank Turner, Hail Seizures, Mischief Brew

Anything Mediterranean
The six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen. I can be a bastard when I go too long without it.
2. Silly hats, all sorts.
3. I don't know, a jacket maybe?
4. A cell-phone telephone.
5. Meta pop culture references.
6. A sixth, cooler thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The strife of the Precariat and how to translate those degrees that my parents insisted were so important into a real-people job.

(Bonus joke)
How to replace my blood with coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly, trying to seduce Gaius Baltar so I can install a secret back door protocol in the Twelve Colonies' defense forces' software. That'll give the Cylons the edge they need for a preemptive strike to wipe out the children of Kobol. Fingers crossed.

Or you know, just chillin' with my friends or whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got "invited-not-to-come-back" to my first preschool because I wouldn't sit on the carpet squares. I mean, we were already on a carpet, what is the school trying to say, they don't think their own carpets are safe for children? And why is it even a big deal? Couldn't everyone else sat on a carpet square and I just sit on the carpet?

Clearly I still am upset about this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
I've been waiting for the person who can talk Michael Parenti to me, but those seem to be in short supply. You want to shoot the shit or go on adventures north of the Charles River. Or if you want to get a tasty meal at one of Cambridge's many fine public houses.