Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a super nice guy and have a very pleasant demeanor but I like
really weird things that don't match that.
Do you like pale guys? No really, like, paaale guys? Like "Oh my
god is he going into shock??" pale?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's 4 am. Time to eat a pop tart *attractively*
I'm a post collegiate poor boy that moved to a city 14 hours away
from the only place I knew. But I'm making movies/pizza so that's
Im just saying I could get you a free pizza around midnight most
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good first impressions and horrible second ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My other self. Being a twin isn't hard but its horribly annoying
when people look at you like a 'miracle of life' and ask if we can
sense each others emotions telepathically.
But it's also fun to form long cons getting people to believe we
are cousins. ("No, see our DADS are twins. That's why we look so
But it's probably the eyebrow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
ANDREI RUBLEV It's the best movie ever made.
But there's also IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
LOST IN TRANSLATION
In terms of directors: Casavetes, Kar-Wai, Joon-Ho, Tarkovsky,
Korine, Lynch, Jonze, The Archers, Leigh, Wenders, Von Trier,
Malle, Denis, Kurosawa, (Early) Peter Jackson, Haneke, Linklater,
Ross Bros., Malick, Sophia Coppola, July to name a few.
-I had an epiphany with HEART OF DARKNESS.
-GRAPES OF WRATH has the best ending to any book I've read.
-I woke myself up by spouting out footnotes while reading HOUSE OF
LEAVES and I couldn't walk down my basement to do laundry while
-SLAUGHTER-HOUSE FIVE was the book that got me into books.
Animal Collective is probably my favorite band.
I've been getting into Death Grips recently.
Micachu and the Shapes
Tyler the Creator
Yeezus is a great album you guys
The Beach Boys are better than The Beatles
a recent Swans kick
I can make really good omelettes 1 out of 5 times I try so I got
that going for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The last 40 minutes of Andrei Rublev
The build up of this song...
And the constant pulse of this one...
And the blush of this one...
And the ABSOLUTE MOVEMENT to this one...
And the joy and infatuation of this one...
And whatever this song does to me...
Shit, I guess i'll add this one too.
The last few lines of The Grapes of Wrath
Over-the-top absolutely stupid juvenile humor.
Kurt Vonnegut's outlook on life.
And some other 6th thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think Joanna Newsom sounds like a goat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dont know. I don't really make plans. *Smells own fart*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
These cupcakes look amazing
I have a very destructive side of myself where I will send really
dumb messages to strangers on here. A sorry in advance to those who
recieve one. It only means im interested.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
HEY DONT MESSAGE ME IF YOURE A RAPIST HOMOPHOBIC NAZI LOVING BACK
STABBING SHITHEAD ALRIGHT. I DONT DEAL WITH THOSE.
If you think the whole life thing is meaningless but you find that
If you are looking across a dance floor for someone to give a
knowing smile about the fear and anxiety that said dance floor
brings you, I'll smile back.
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