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MarkVance

23 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlkRUg6vIDU

I'm a super nice guy and have a very pleasant demeanor but I like FUCKED. UP. SHIT.

Do you like pale guys? No really, like, paaale guys? Like "Oh my god is he going into shock??" pale?
What I’m doing with my life
It's 4 am. Time to eat a pop tart *attractively* I realized why they only give you two to a pack after I ate a third.

I'm a post collegiate poor boy that moved to a city 14 hours away from the only place I knew. But I'm making movies/pizza so that's ok.

Im just saying I could get you a free pizza around midnight most nights.

Alluring, yes?
I’m really good at
Good first impressions and horrible second ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
My other self. Being a twin isn't hard but its horribly annoying when people look at you like a 'miracle of life' and ask if we can sense each others emotions telepathically.

But it's also fun to form long cons getting people to believe we are cousins. ("No, see our DADS are twins. That's why we look so much alike.)

But it's probably the eyebrow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
ANDREI RUBLEV It's the best movie ever made. A 3.5 hour b&w 1960s Russian epic biopic of a 16th century idol painter who takes a vow of silence and doesn't speak for the last hour and half? Oooooh baby don't stop. Yea. Right there. Oooooooh

But there's also IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
LOST IN TRANSLATION
STALKER
BRAZIL
FACES

In terms of directors: Casavetes, Kar-Wai, Joon-Ho, Tarkovsky, Korine, Lynch, Jonze, The Archers, Leigh, Wenders, Von Trier, Malle, Denis, Kurosawa, (Early) Peter Jackson, Haneke, Linklater, Ross Bros., Malick, Sophia Coppola, July to name a few.

In terms of books I need to read more.
-I had an epiphany with HEART OF DARKNESS.
-GRAPES OF WRATH has the best ending to any book I've read.
-I woke myself up by spouting out footnotes while reading HOUSE OF LEAVES and I couldn't walk down my basement to do laundry while reading it.
-SLAUGHTER-HOUSE FIVE was the book that got me into books.

Animal Collective is probably my favorite band.
Marissa Nadler
I've been getting into Death Grips recently.
Arctic Monkeys
Sufjan Stevens
Micachu and the Shapes
Why?
Grimes
Angel Olsen
St. Vincent
Tyler the Creator
Bjork
Joanna Newsom
Yeezus is a great album you guys
The Beach Boys are better than The Beatles
Wild Nothing

I can make really good omelettes 1 out of 5 times I try so I got that going for me.
The six things I could never do without
The last 40 minutes of Andrei Rublev

The build up of this song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO17WyaU2mE
And the constant pulse of this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3RAI8Ntamw...
And the blush of this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ombnqWR3eA
And the ABSOLUTE MOVEMENT to this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5oaCPCqN3Y
And the joy of this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_LOiiWjpug

The last few lines of The Grapes of Wrath

Over-the-top absolutely stupid juvenile humor.

Kurt Vonnegut's outlook on life.

And some other 6th thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What songs can fit with what images.
Screenplay ideas.
Why people think Joanna Newsom sounds like a goat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin turnt down for nobody at home or in a movie theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a two inch vagina. I mean penis. Shit.

I have a very destructive side of myself where I will send really dumb messages to strangers on here. A sorry in advance to those who recieve one. It only means im interested.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
HEY DONT MESSAGE ME IF YOURE A RAPIST HOMOPHOBIC NAZI LOVING BACK STABBING SHITHEAD ALRIGHT. I DONT DEAL WITH THOSE.

Message me if youre super funny and kind and amazing and perfect. THATS what I want, kay B?

I'll just say this- If you are looking across a dance floor for someone to give a knowing smile about the fear and anxiety that said dance floor brings you, I'll smile back.