Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recent college grad trying to figure out what to do with life and
who to do it with.
I don't play games or put up with them. If you believe you'll ever
find yourself thinking "I'm going to fake break up with Mr.Taco to
see if he'll fight for me".
Don't bother messaging me. I already don't like you.
I appreciate very open communication
I value a balanced relationship dynamic. With maybe a little tilt
one way or the other, but I don't want to follow you around 100% of
the time and I don't want to lead you around 100% of the time. I'm
looking for a partner.
Oh. I'm a libra and an ISTJ and a true neutral if those mean
anything to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just dabbling in random hobbies for the most part while trying to
find a job that uses my degree(computer science, if you were
I just bought an olive bonsai tree. I was super excited to get it
but I think I'm killing it and that makes me sad. I'm trying really
hard not to kill it.
Fun Update: The tree died but there's something growing in the pot
where the dead tree is. Its probly a weed but I'm nurturing the
shit out of that weed. It aint dying on my watch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting stuff on shelves and then arranging them to look nice.
Thats why they pay me the big bucks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm open to anything. I could write a huge essay detailing all the
intricacies of my media intake and how my mood and physical state
affects my choices. Like how sometimes you just need some screamo
thrash metal and other times you need some poppy stuff, but for the
sake of brevity I'll just give you a tl;dr and a short list I
compiled without having to think too much(because who likes
thinking too much?).
Books- I read them sometimes
Movies- I watch them all the time(preferably at a theater)
Shows- I tend to go to book over TV but TV is nice too.
Music- Yes please
Food- All day, everyday (and maybe a nice drink(ie. coffee))
His Dark Materials
Game o Thrones
The Prince of Nothing.
Anything Wes Anderson
The Cornetto Trilogy
Star Wars(Yes, even the prequels)
The Perks of Being A Wallflower
I really love going to movie theaters. It may very well be my
favorite thing to do. Opening night is an experience that adds so
much enjoyment to watching any movie.
Game o Thrones
Dr.Who(I know. The writing is terrible(like a million plot
holes(Don't get me started on the Pandorica)) but there's something
charming about it(Maybe I just have a crush on Matt Smith, I
The Gaslight Anthem
Jimmy Eat World
Fruits (Fresh or dried)
Pasta in every shape and form
Apple Pie Ice Cream
Coffee Ice cream
Those little coffee candies that old people are so fond of
Those little chocolate mints they give at restaurants.
Not Kimchi. That shit is gross. And olives. Bleh.
5 years of school and I can bold parts of a webpage. I'm so smart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We'll assume this is a figurative "could never do without" because
a literal list of what I could never go without is boring.
1. The internet.
2. Pleasant weather
3. Spell Check(I typed both pleasant and weather wrong U_U I'm kind
of a failure.)
4. A computer to use the internet
5. A working refrigerator(Otherwise how do you save your leftovers?
6. Friendly faces <( ^_^)>
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't spend a lot of time thinking about any particular thing.
The world is too big and interesting to spend too much time on
thing or another.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I am..................
working... Or watching movies. Can't say I've ever been too fond of
the club scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a really private person, so I'll admit to just about
anything. In an effort to not leave this field blank, though, I'll
share something not expected instead(Well maybe its not. Maybe
after reading through this profile you won't find the following
shocking. I think its shocking).
I have Call Me Maybe on my playlist. As a matter of fact, I'm going
to listen to it right now.
Or maybe I like to make up voices for people on this site and read
their profile in this made up voice.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if...
you've gotten to this point and I've made you at least smile, if
not laugh, at least once.
You just want to talk or give me a compliment. I'm open to that.
Who's not open to that?
You need a movie buddy. Lets watch everything!
You have a great idea for an adventure.
and lastly(probably most importantly as well)...
You've read the top part of my profile and thought to
"Man, those are things I value as well!"
(a || b || c || d)&&e, preferably
Who are you looking for?
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