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27 M Saint Paul, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:23pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English, Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love to do everything, experience anything!

I am intelligent without being a know it all. Empathetic sans the bleeding heart. Unfairly fit with only passive effort and diet. While I might describe myself as happiest amidst a storm or board game, you would be hard pressed to pick out a moment of my day in which I am unhappy. I am all that and a great big insecurity which festers within my lack of knowing what I bring to a relationship.

You can tease out my admiration with any form of physical prowess, with a smile devoid of make up, with a quirk that frictions along societal expectations.

Oh, and I'm a ninja.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a fantastic gig with young adults overcoming developmental disabilities.

Saving all of the money, and terrifying myself with thoughts of a down payment on a house somewhere.

Giving the Italian language an honest shot at my thinkspace. Maybe one of my dream homes would overlook the warm Italian small town coastline.
I’m really good at
Training (Dogs)
Losing (But I will not, ever, lose on purpose)
The first things people usually notice about me
Best guess, you noticed hippie in my name. All of my friends call me hippie. No, I do not do drugs. I don't even smoke. I have not sought a group with which to embrace the expected sex-positive mindset.
While in college I rarely wore shoes, more a social statement than a oneness with the earth. I got fired up and competitive to the point of playing dirty when winning was important. Even on a windy day, my prowess with a frisbee was unmatched. I only stood under a torrent of water twice a week. I began growing my hair out, partially motivated by family matters of the heart. By these powers combined, I am Dirty Hippie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To create a list here would betray the part of me that finds a way to enjoy all things placed in front of me. Granted, I admit a tendency towards certain genres whilst alone, but won't catalog them because Principle (my high horse) is prancing too much at the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All possible futures. My defense against being hurt, I guess? Take a specific uncertain situation and mentally experience all possible outcomes, become inured, comfortable with each.

I think about why sex is less important to me than society tells me it should be. Desirable yes, but I get more out of melting you with a great massage.

I think about how to manipulate and improve upon the words of whatever author or poet to whom I am currently subjecting myself. This only happens when they haven't committed such a compelling story that I find the sunrise before sleep seems important.
On a typical Friday night I am
In with a few friends
Eating yum homemade pizza
Winning at board games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It doesn't matter who you are or what we have planned... everyone plays second fiddle to my younger brother. It's not you, it's him, and I love him relentlessly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If your detector went ding since there's stuff.
If you think you can outlast me over 52 cards.
If you enjoy the joy and responsibility of dogs.
If you think it is sacrilege to like anything more
than Disney, then day-dream about Ghibli films.
If your grammar is good, or don't mind my input.
If free homemade pizza is amazingly appealing :)