The most important things in the world to me are loyalty and honesty. I'll die before I cheat on a girl. That's a fact. I rarely lie and I wouldn't lie to someone I care about. I am not afraid of the truth. Ideally, my perfect woman, would have a similar mindset. I have no time in my life for someone who is going to lie or cheat.
I have a gigantic sense of humor. I like shock humor and saying fucked up things. I feel like there is a small percentage of people that can handle what I dish out. I'm looking for someone who can.
Other than that, I'm not the going out and getting drunk kind of guy. I'd much rather go to dinner or a movie. Or even go do something fun like go down a haunted road or into a sketchy graveyard with friends. Basically, drugs and alcohol are the last things I need to have a good time, so if that's what you need, probably isn't gonna work out.