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24 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–28
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Last online
Yesterday – 9:45pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Croatian (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hallo. My name is Marko. Recent graduate. Enjoy walking. And not commuting.
I don't like conformity for the sake of conformity; it makes me want to eat poo.
Laughing is the best.

Things that make me sad:

1. People who are fake (including those who claim to be intelligent when really they just regurgitate main stream socially acceptable bs)
2. People full of ego. Don't worry you don't need to talk in a gangster voice or act a certain to way to look cool, your mom will still love you. (looking at you hipsters)
3. People who have some strange belief or hope in this current political system we have.

Don't believe in fate/destiny.
I love honesty and the truth more than anything.
I want to reform the education system.

The present is what I enjoy. Living in the full uncensored unfiltered reality at this moment. And not living through and accommodating my ideas to socialization and social norms that are usually 90 percent false to begin with.
Am I an anarchist?
No, but probably.

come watch me do stand up at yuk yuks tuesdays and thursdays
bring oreos/or jos louis (spelling?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just came back from doing an exchange in Paris for a year.
Just finished my undergrad here at UofT (fortunately).

Working as a private tutor teaching little hobbitons stuff like French, Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Particle Physics; you know the cool people stuff.
This seems to pay for life in Toronto (rent, school, toothpaste, and the always-increasing-in-price metropass).

On my free time, I do as much stand-up as possible in a bunch of different comedy clubs in Toronto. When at home, I eat salted cashews and play my guitar while I think about why Canada doesn't have Diet Mountain Dew in 12 can boxes while the States does.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. paying really quick with my debit card
2. zelda: ocarina of time / halo2
3. giving useful and realistic advice
4. making friends with the store clerk at union station so that i get free donuts and muffins at the end of the night
5. not having a bad taste in music
6. making the unpopular view seem completely normal
7. making people smile and laugh with a sometimes crazy and awkward sense of humour
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. my hair
2. my sense of humour (notice the spelling)
3. my former ressemblance to jesus (i know)
4. my love of discussing politics
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
keeping it simple and recent
books: 1984, anything by Milton Friedman, Doug Casey, Andrew Napolitano, Ron Paul, Friedrich Hayek, Ludwig von Mises. [All of these guys are amazing]
movies: the beach
shows: south park

music: very eclectic selection right now. Everything from old school thrash; Slayer, Testament, Exodus, to Frank Sinatra, Barry Manilow, Paul Anka, MJ, African tribal music, Buddhist chants, video game music (zelda <3), blues, jazz;

but my heart lies mostly with slayer if i must be honest.
their concerts are heaven.

food: boiled potatoes with paprika, shit ton of onions (great for breath!!!), garlic, olive oil
OOO and cabbage rolls
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my music
2. a book during a long-ass commute
3. a pen + piece of paper
4. insulin
5. all my guitars
6. sound of laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. sleeping a full 8 hours
2. why really good metal bands just start to suck uncontrollably after a couple of albums
3. chocolate covered almonds
4. going to hogwarts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1. doing standup at a bar.
2. hanging out with friends in random places in toronto
3. playing guitar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i really enjoy the song "st.anger" by metallica
i don't apologize
You should message me if
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you're adventurous, playful and think outside the box. (this means not starting a conversation about school)