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Markyboy8x3

30 M Clarkston, MI

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Don't let my details fool you, I fall in the category more of Queer than gay. If you identify more with being queer than Gay - we'll have plenty in common to talk about. All things aside - I'm really easy going, and I love to laugh and be around those with a good sense of humor.

My Favorite part of this site is that it tells you if the person you are checking out replies often or not to messages. what that tells me is if you're a douchebag or not.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved here from Los Angeles, trying to feel my way around, haven't been in the Detroit area in over 8 years. Show me the new douchebags in town!!

Im always trying a new look, traveling, and on the hunt for shoes. I'm a creative and artistic kind of guy. Im the one people call to help paint a wall, shop for furniture, or take shopping because they want to know where I found the jacket Im wearing.

I surround myself with good things and good people..

No Drama and No Douchebags
I’m really good at
Making fun of people, and yes, I laugh at myself more than anyone....
The first things people usually notice about me
1. I'm Greek and don't look it

2. My lips, and want to know where I got them done.

3. I am the quietest person in a group
Of people, but If you get me one on one - you'd never know that I can be really shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Greek, thus my heritage.

TV shows: Roseanne, Strangers with Candy, The Anna Nicole Show, American Horror Story, Buffy, Daria, queer as folk.

Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Culture Club, Eurythmics, The Cure, Radio Dept., Basement Jaxx, Garbage, Annie Lennox, Caravan Palace, New Order, Robyn, Alanis Morissette, Madonna (83' - 98'), Joy Division, Bowie, Larry tee, The Smiths, bloody beetroots, fleetwood Mac, boy George, Betty boo, Laura mvula.

Movies: hedwig and the angry inch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the apple, uncle buck, girl with the dragon tattoo, my stepmother is an alien, nightmare on elm street, Halloween.

Books: the velvet rage, the color purple, catcher in the rye, the great gatsby,
The six things I could never do without
1. Ice Cream: Cookies n Cream, Pumpkin, mint chocolate chip, or if its ben n jerry's - either phish Food or Americone Dreams.
2. Coffee - doesn't need to be *bux, but a good brew with cream and a pink is all I need.
3. Roseanne - If you stay over you'll know : )
4. My Piano - been playing since I was 8.
5. My sick sense of humor - hang out with me and you'll see.
6. Food network....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How funny that night was.....
On a typical Friday night I am
going out for a scare.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
They r asking for one, but I'll give you two so I don't have to explain myself later...

1. I laugh when people fall/trip/or knock everything off the shelf, you might think Im the douchebag, but I'm a clumsy one myself.

2. I talk to myself out loud..
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like to laugh and don't use the word masculine to describe urself. We all know that the ones that do - are not, and the ones who are - are boring. I don't care about your masc. laid back, dude, bro talking jargon, and leave the gym talk behind u, I could care less that u do 5x a week and blend some nasty vegan, whey shit up in a blender. It's a huge turn off. I go to the gym too, but i don't need to brag about it, and I put ice cream in my blender. Lastly - I will make fun of you for taking pics of yourself with ur iPhone at the gym = tacky, tool, and douchebaggy. U B U and I'll like u all the more, and if that is who you are - we will not get along...

And:
- If u are passive aggressive, i won't like you.
- If you are afraid to hear the truth or be honest with me, I won't like you even more.
- If you are shady, a player, or a serial dater, don't message me.
- Don't punk out if u want to hang out.

And finally: If you're classy with a big heart, consider yourself a gentleman, not dramatic or a douchebag, and are looking for more than getting something in the mouth - we'll get along brilliantly.