Dual-Citizen, so whenever I'm in Sweden I'm that American guy who is personally resposible for every war the U.S. ever started, and in the U.S. I'm that Swedish guy who apparently should have lots of experience with alps, cuckoo clocks, polar bears and muppets.

Good stories. If I catch a show or book that I really like I will be up until 7am in the morning watching/reading it, holding my eyes open with my fingers so I won't fall asleep.

I am utterly incapable of not playing the devil's advocate.

I make games, apps, write, make movies, hunt dinosaurs, leap tall buildings in single bounds, and walk without rhythm so as not to attract the wormsign.

Bad puns. No joke.

Couldn't tell you. <Lina Lamont>I'm not people.</Lina Lamont>

Frank Herbert, Tolkien, Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Naoki Urasawa, Asimov, Heinlein, Phillip K. Dick, Verne, Poe, Lovecraft, Gene Wolfe, George R.R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Conan Doyle, Steve Erikson, Chekhov, Stoppard, Shakespeare (duh), Ian M. Banks, Oscar Wilde, My Little Pony, Martha Stewart, 50 Shades of does anyone actually read these things and if so is that a good or a bad thing?

Star Wars (there were only three... and a holiday special), Indiana Jones, Princess Bride, Maltese Falcon, Survive Style 5+, Casablanca, The Great Mouse Detective, Singing in the Rain, I <3 Huckabees, Land Before Time, Lawrence of Arabia, Goonies, Anything and everything by the late great Stanley Kubrick and Orson Welles, most anything by Mr. Nolan or Kurosawa, close to anything by Fincher, Hitchcock, Peter Jackson, Ridley Scott, etc etc.

MacGyver, Knight Rider, Zorro, Battlestar Galactica, Painting with Bob Ross, This old House, Friends, Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, Fraggle Rock, Breaking Bad, Star Trek up to but not including Voyager, Lost, Arrested Development, FLCL, Firefly, The Pretender, The Twighlight Zone, Baccano!, A large duck who has nothing to do with any of these and yet has somehow become intricately entwined with this rather useless paragraph

Queen, Velvet Underground, Brian Eno, !!!, Beatles, Bowie, Yann Tiersen, The Ink Spots, King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, NiN, whatever cool new music just went totally mainstream last week and all the hip kids are bitching about (secret confession, Skrillex is awesome), Blues, Jazz, Classical, Limp Bizkit snort ahahahaha no

I hate food and take intravenous nourishment three times daily.

My Buddy Superfly Johnson,
The Rest of my party before I venture forth,
Additional Pylons

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https://soundcloud.com/pomdeterrific/pomdeter-call-me-a-hole#play

No seriously I can't get it out of my head :|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d85gkOXeXG4

I have a private army of elves that I use as slave labor to make toys for spoiled 1st world children.

All things considered it's a bad idea and I advise wholeheartedly against it.