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MaroonedWriter

25 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
From Atlanta (and yes there's an accent - I know - be still y'all's beating hearts), but I consider Chicago my home town - went to school there for 4 years after all, and my heart will always belong to that crazy town.

I write, do improv, and annoy my roommates with ukulele playing and geeking out over science, science fiction, and singing in the car.

I'd certainly rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

I was almost Harry Potter, but instead, I'm Neville Longbottom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a writers' assistant on a show - it's a blast working with a lot of mammoth personalities.

For more on what I do, look at the paragraphs above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Embarrassing myself and laughing about it, baking alcoholic baked goods, and swapping stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The crooked smile or the lopsided beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Going Bovine

Movies: Stuck on Love

Shows: Gravity Falls

Music: Does it have banjos, violins, acoustic strum-gasms, shouty choruses, gravelly or lion-voiced singers? If yes to any or all of these, then I will like it.

Food:Anything deep fried, smothered in chocolate, or originating in an animal. Or all 3!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The City of Chicago
Science publications
Pizza
Good music
A computer
A car (even though I've survived the past 3 years without one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender theory, fairy tales, history of young adult literature, movie ideas, bad movie ideas, what it takes to be the sidekick in your own life, calculus, biochemistry, science in general, what I would do if the person in front of me turned out to be an assassin, is my mom a drug dealer, i'm pretty sure he's an assassin, can I make this sound for beat boxing, he's gotta be an assassin with those eyebrows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, at a pot luck, watching Netflix, or trying to convince myself that getting out of bed to get pizza from the delivery guy constitutes exercise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a Hogwarts acceptance letter when I was a kid and legitimately believed it was real for about a month before my mom told me otherwise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
GIRL! If you're wondering if I want you to, I want you to.