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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
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Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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From Atlanta (and yes there's an accent - I know - be still y'all's beating hearts), but I consider Chicago my home town - went to school there for 4 years after all, and my heart will always belong to that crazy town.

I hopped over to LA to write and act and voice act and have been out here for almost 2 years. I still don't understand this whole concept of 1 season. It's boggling. T-shirts in January?

I live in beautiful squalor - I crashed in a dude's garage for 6 months while working for him, and shared the room with my roommate of...almost 2 years, I guess.

I love writing stories and telling stories and listening to stories, but love making stories the most (I'm also painfully cheesy), so if you are ever in need of an impromptu road trip buddy, I'll split driving, gas, and bags upon bags of Funyuns with you.

I'd certainly rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

I was almost Harry Potter, but instead, I'm Neville Longbottom - but it's fine because he's a total badass.

I like doing silly voices, I make a lot of pop culture references, I write, I was raised on Marvel comic books, I play ukulele - what more do you people want from me?
What I’m doing with my life
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I gots me a new job! I'm not crushing people's dreams anymore, which is probably for the best. I'm now a Writer's Assistant on a new show!

Other than that, looking at craigslist for puppies I could adopt if I could afford to and believing they all want to be my best friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
alcoholic pie-making and identifying dog breeds?

Also honestly, I really love to listen to people's stories. Like I live for them, so if there's every any story that you think is really dumb or embarrassing or anything like that, let me tell you - I would love to hear it, completely judgement free. I'll even trade you a super embarrassing story of my own.

Also I'm really good at tumblr. Not that I have a bunch of followers - just that I know where to find the best reaction gifs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The crooked smile or the lopsided beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cinder, Break, Redwall series, Animorphs, His Dark Materials, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, Winter Girls, Rant, Harry Potter (Clearly), We3, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Maus, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Sherlock Holmes, Discworld series, I, Robot series, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, The Little Prince, Harold and the Purple Crayon, The Boxcar Children (More specifically, the case of the Purple Pool), and anything involving dinosaurs.

If you disparage YA lit, I will rip the sleeves off of all of your shirts and replace all of your pants with worn out jeggings.

Movies: M, Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Arsenic and Old Lace, Rear Window, Vertigo, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 21 Jump Street, Harry Potter 3, The Avengers, Tale of Two Cities (with Basil Rathbone), Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Pacific Rim, Iron Man 3

Shows: Game of Thrones, Dr. Who, and Sherlock are up there, along with Supernatural and Archer. AH! Gravity Falls and Adventure Time. Forgot about those. And anything in the DCAU.

Music: Does it have banjos, violins, acoustic strum-gasms, shouty choruses, gravelly or lion-voiced singers? If yes to any or all of these, then I will like it.

Food:Anything deep fried, smothered in chocolate, or originating in an animal. Or all 3!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My collection of Grimm's Fairytales
Mental floss
Non-broccoli food.
My friends back in Chicago
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender theory, fairy tales, history of young adult literature, movie ideas, bad movie ideas, what it takes to be the sidekick in your own life, calculus, biochemistry, science in general, what I would do if the person in front of me turned out to be an assassin, is my mom a drug dealer, i'm pretty sure he's an assassin, can I make this sound for beat boxing, he's gotta be an assassin with those eyebrows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, at a pot luck, watching Netflix, or trying to convince myself that getting out of bed to get pizza from the delivery guy constitutes exercise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got a Hogwarts acceptance letter when I was a kid and legitimately believed it was real for about a month before my mom told me otherwise.
You should message me if
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GIRL! If you're wondering if I want you to, I want you to.