MaroonedWriter
25 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
From Atlanta (and yes there's an accent - I know - be still y'all's beating hearts), but I consider Chicago my home town - went to school there for 4 years after all, and my heart will always belong to that crazy town.

I write, do improv, and annoy my roommates with ukulele playing and geeking out over science, science fiction, and singing in the car.

I'd certainly rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

I was almost Harry Potter, but instead, I'm Neville Longbottom.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a writers' assistant on a show - it's a blast working with a lot of mammoth personalities.

For more on what I do, look at the paragraphs above.
I’m really good at
Embarrassing myself and laughing about it, baking alcoholic baked goods, and swapping stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
The crooked smile or the lopsided beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Going Bovine

Movies: Stuck on Love

Shows: Gravity Falls

Music: Does it have banjos, violins, acoustic strum-gasms, shouty choruses, gravelly or lion-voiced singers? If yes to any or all of these, then I will like it.

Food:Anything deep fried, smothered in chocolate, or originating in an animal. Or all 3!
The six things I could never do without
The City of Chicago
Science publications
Pizza
Good music
A computer
A car (even though I've survived the past 3 years without one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender theory, fairy tales, history of young adult literature, movie ideas, bad movie ideas, what it takes to be the sidekick in your own life, calculus, biochemistry, science in general, what I would do if the person in front of me turned out to be an assassin, is my mom a drug dealer, i'm pretty sure he's an assassin, can I make this sound for beat boxing, he's gotta be an assassin with those eyebrows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing, at a pot luck, watching Netflix, or trying to convince myself that getting out of bed to get pizza from the delivery guy constitutes exercise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got a Hogwarts acceptance letter when I was a kid and legitimately believed it was real for about a month before my mom told me otherwise.
You should message me if
GIRL! If you're wondering if I want you to, I want you to.
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