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29 New York, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:07pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I crave a good argument and nothing really turns me on as much as when someone gives me an a-ha moment so I can realize I've been so profoundly wrong my whole life. That's really all I'm looking for: someone to help me realize how wrong I've always been.

I've been told that I'm something of a princess out of a Russian novel and haven't found a more apt description yet.

I'm an avid hair twirler and while it's granted me far less hair, it hasn't made managing it any easier.

Most people I come across assume I'm Jewish and I can never tell what they're implying. I'm not, though. Don't worry, just because some people think it's ok to guess my ethnicity, I promise not to guess yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just finished a grad program for teaching students labeled with disabilities at Columbia. I'm not some self-righteous elitist but I am self-righteous so, no, I did not need to mention the Columbia part. I work at a public school that promotes music and art in Brooklyn and have found my students are more socially emotionally aware than perhaps one may want them to be. They make me feel small and meek compared to the size and breadth of their understanding of bullshit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
banter; making my bed every morning; maximizing my toothpaste when it's on its last legs; setting off my fire alarm; and capitalizing on my disposition towards emasculating men (you know you like it).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I appreciate the back-handed attempt at flattering myself, but I'm going to pass on this one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Light in August; 100 Years of Solitude; The World According to Garp; Devil in the White City; 1776; Farenheint 451
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Capote; Clue; The Big Lebowski
Music: Radiohead; Mucca Pazza; Red Hot Chili Peppers
Food: If you make it, I will eat it. Disclaimer: I don't cook, but if I do it's because I'm on an "I'm saving money kick" so that goes without saying it tastes as if you're going to judge me.
TV shows: Mad Men; Breaking Bad; Boardwalk Empire; Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm quite the minimalist so this one is difficult. How about I'll list the six things I could do without; in no particular order:
1. being harassed at the gym
2. microaggressions
3. snow slush
4. forgetting to set my alarm
5. forgetting to turn off my alarm on the weekends
6. contrived high-pitched voices and/or the incessant use of "like"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm caring too much or too little.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing I wasn't so tired so I could enjoy going out. And then go out, get smashed and pass out around 9:30. And, yes, exactly 9:30 every time, I kid you not. And I can confirm this based on the time stamp of my "ai"m hoeme" text to the friends I was out with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I could be European I wouldn't.
You should message me if
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You have any intention of not making me feel like I'm a bad person if I don't respond to your message.