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Martin_1989

24 M Bristol, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello. I'm a 24 year old stand-up comedian, currently living in Bristol. I enjoy reading, crosswords, and music that is much angrier than I am.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I work in a Post Office, selling stamps and chatting to the elderly. By night I am a stand-up comedian. I'm taking my first solo show to Brighton and Edinburgh this summer. Here's me trying to be funny- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc8JPXcjEAE
I’m really good at
Yo-yo tricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big glasses and a massive collection of check shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Fight Club, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Great Gatsby, Slaughterhouse 5, Brave New World

Music- NOFX, The Wonder Years, Jawbreaker, Bad Religion, Rise Against, Mad Caddies, Brand New, Less than Jake, RATM, Why?, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Alkaline Trio, Polar Bear Club, A Wilhelm Scream

TV- Arrested Development, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park,
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to make strangers laugh in backwards West-country towns.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like an intelligent conversation and a laugh. Or if you have any questions about the price of stamps.