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Martin_1989

25 Bristol, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm a 25 year old person who lives in Bristol. I enjoy reading, crosswords, and music that is much angrier than I am.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I work in a Post Office, selling stamps and chatting to the elderly. By night I am a stand-up comedian. I did my first solo show at last year's Edinburgh Fringe and very few people came to it. I also write a (hopefully) funny column for a local magazine.

You can keep up with my nose-diving career here- Twitter.com/martinpilgrim1

Here's me trying to be funny in person- https://www.youtube.com/watches?v=mc8JPXcjEAE

Here's me trying to be funny in writing-http://www.bristol247.com/channel/news-comment/comment/martin-pilgrim
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yo-yo tricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big glasses and a massive collection of check shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Fight Club, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Great Gatsby, Slaughterhouse 5, Brave New World,

Music- NOFX, The Wonder Years, Jawbreaker, Bad Religion, Rise Against, Mad Caddies, Brand New, Less than Jake, RATM, Why?, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Alkaline Trio, Polar Bear Club, A Wilhelm Scream

TV- Arrested Development, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, Archer, Kimmy Schmidt, Danger 5
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make strangers laugh in backwards West-country towns.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like an intelligent conversation and a laugh. Or if you have any questions about the price of stamps.